The Diary—Old Hoax or New?

[caz]

Who held the pen John, Anne or Mike?

It was Barrett's parrot, who went by the name of Harriet Barrett.

That should suit John fine because any old parrot can mimic Maybrick.

And it will suit RJ fine too, because it was a female parrot, and they can always be made to dance.

They are also quite partial to a cockatoo.

Love,

Bertie Blunt [Harriet Barrett's ex parrot]
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[Scott Nelson]

Who held the pen John, Anne or Mike?

[John Wheat]

Written by the Barrett's what? The Barrett's daughter? Their cat? Their budgie?

Ah, did you mean the Barrett's parrot?

Who's a pretty boy then?

Immaturity.

[erobitha]

Written by the Barrett's what? The Barrett's daughter? Their cat? Their budgie?

Ah, did you mean the Barrett's parrot?

Who's a pretty boy then?

[caz]

Anyone who doesn't believe the diary was written by the Barrett's is a fool. I think you'll find you and the other diary defenders are the trolls filling the site up with utter bullshit.

Written by the Barrett's what? The Barrett's daughter? Their cat? Their budgie?

Ah, did you mean the Barrett's parrot?

Who's a pretty boy then?

[caz]

Hi Caz,

Now why had I got it into my head that you live in Brighton? Did you used to live there or am I just imagining things?

Monty will have to fend for himself I’m afraid as me and felines don’t really get on. I seem to annoy them ( yes I know - nothing knew for me) I do hope the situation in Rhodes is ok by the time that you go though. Is there such a thing as a fireproof bikini?

Hi Herlock,

I love Brighton and used to go there fairly often when I lived in Croydon, usually by train and occasionally staying in bed and breakfast so we could be there at the finish of the London to Brighton Run in November. My brother also owned a house and a flat there years ago but I have never lived there myself.

It's okay about Monty because when we go away my friend enjoys giving him all the food and attention he craves, and when she goes away I look after her three tortoises, who are easy to feed and make their own entertainment.

I also hope Rhodes will recover very soon, for the sake of the island and all the lovely people who live there and depend on tourists like us. I don't plan to add to their troubles by sporting any kind of two-piece swimwear, fireproof or fur-lined, if we get there, but thanks for the image - I think.

Love,

Caz
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[The Baron]

the suggestion that it would have been impossible for Bumbling Buffoon to be used in everyday language (bearing in mind spoken language materialises long before the written word), I do not believe it to be impossible.

You're right. I slaved over it for months. Years. Decades.

And you couldn't find it

You needed this single damn example very badly which proves your hypothesis above is right, but alas.. there is nothing there, only void

The Diary is dead, this single phrase (among others) proved it to be a hoax, and you can do nothing about it, only your bitty hope that you may find it one day..

You rightly described it, Slavery

And you will not find it..



The Baron

[John Wheat]

Who’s a pretty boy then?

Immaturity.

[erobitha]

Anyone who doesn't believe the diary was written by the Barrett's is a fool. I think you'll find you and the other diary defenders are the trolls filling the site up with utter bullshit.

Who’s a pretty boy then?

[John Wheat]

Educate people? Despite the fact that you've never once offered a single original or enlightening thought about the Diary in all your many posts here?? Don't make me laugh. With all your repetitive, childish, insulting one-liners you're just a troll, simple as that.

Anyone who doesn't believe the diary was written by the Barrett's is a fool. I think you'll find you and the other diary defenders are the trolls filling the site up with utter bullshit.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Hi Herlock,

Sadly, that would have been a bit difficult, since we are in Sidmouth, East Devon, which is a fair old trot from Brighton - even for Monty. He draws the line at Bournemouth!

The good news is that if you are down our way in late September and fancy saying hello to Monty, you could feed him while we are away on holiday, to help save Sid Valley's mouse and bird population.

The less good news is that we are booked to go to Rhodes.

Love,

Caz
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Hi Caz,

Now why had I got it into my head that you live in Brighton? Did you used to live there or am I just imagining things?

Monty will have to fend for himself I’m afraid as me and felines don’t really get on. I seem to annoy them ( yes I know - nothing knew for me) I do hope the situation in Rhodes is ok by the time that you go though. Is there such a thing as a fireproof bikini?

[StevenOwl]

No I'm here to educate the foolish as I said originally. If you weren't so bogged down in grammar and spelling you might see the wood for the trees. Maybe you could also name who did write the diary instead of bleating about how the Battett's didn't write it. Which is frankly both logical and highly likely.

Educate people? Despite the fact that you've never once offered a single original or enlightening thought about the Diary in all your many posts here?? Don't make me laugh. With all your repetitive, childish, insulting one-liners you're just a troll, simple as that.

[caz]

Hi Trevor. The short answer is that Shirley Harrison, making the same error that Thom Mitchell and Caroline Brown are still making two decades later, had the auction house check the wrong dates, so the transaction was not traced if it ever existed. Shirley should have had them check the dates around March 1992, since Barrett's confession states that he went to the auction house after the Diary that he bought from Martin Earl showed up and it was too small. We know this was in March 1992, but based on the wrong date given in Barrett's affidavit, Shirley had them check dates further back instead.

Realizing Shirley's mistake, I recontacted the auction house 18 years ago (roughly) and was told the records are now pulped. I was a year or two too late.

Keith Skinner remarked on this forum many years ago that had he been in charge of the research, he would have had the auction house check their records all the way up into April 1992, but he wasn't there so this never happened. Keith clearly has a more thorough and rational mind than those now commenting on the pro-Diary side of the aisle.

Anyway, this means that all the blather about the auction house records having been competently checked and that Barrett's claim has been debunked is just that...blather. We don't know. What we do know is that small lots were often marked "miscellaneous" and that people even used bogus names at the auction, so there is no guarantee the record would have been found anyway.

RP

What error am I 'still making' two decades later?

It's up to anyone who seriously still wants to claim that Mike obtained the scrapbook from an auction held as late as 31st March 1992 to find and produce some kind of evidence for it. By 3rd April at the very latest, Mike was voluntarily back in contact with Doreen discussing arrangements to come to London with the diary. So at best, we are asked to believe that he and Anne were just a couple of days into the creation process by this point and, at worst, he had got back in touch before he'd even found himself a book to put it in.

Alan Gray was led a merry dance by Mike Barrett back in 1994/5, and was never able to get a straight answer from him about when he had supposedly attended this auction or the lot number, despite Mike's claim in 1999 to have retained his ticket and brought it with him to the Smoke & Stagger. If this had been true, he could at least have checked the date on it, when he changed his mind about showing it to anyone. It was Mike's fault that nobody - including Gray, Harris, Harrison and Palmer - was ever able to help him in his efforts since December 1993 to make a true confession.

[John Wheat]

Since you are so well-informed, John, perhaps you could 'get real' and enlighten the rest of us regarding what you have decided Mike Barrett's [double t] motivation was for trying to make a clean breast of it, between June 1994 and April 1999, but then changing the story many times, and ultimately failing to produce his auction ticket, which would have finally cleared his guilty conscience in readiness for making his peace with his Maker in 2016.

Here's a bit of friendly advice: start by teaching yourself how to spell the man's surname correctly and your credibility will increase accordingly.

You are most welcome.

Love,

Caz
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No I'm here to educate the foolish as I said originally. If you weren't so bogged down in grammar and spelling you might see the wood for the trees. Maybe you could also name who did write the diary instead of bleating about how the Battett's didn't write it. Which is frankly both logical and highly likely.

[caz]

Has anybody bothered to check with the auction company, I know that with auctions before you can bid you have to set up an account which is set up and retained on the auction house computer system, and all transactions are kept on the persons file.

www.trevormarriott.co.uk

I think I'll let RJ respond more fully to this one, dear Trev, when he returns to the debate for the millionth time. But God help him, if this is how little his own supporters have paid attention to his arguments over the years.

Quick tip, as I'm feeling generous: RJ would like you to believe that Mike Barrett knew a damned sight more about the auction process than the auctioneers he named in his affidavit.

Ah, I see he has responded, quick as a flash. This should be amusing...

Love,

Caz
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