Well, this wasn’t predictable at all, was it?
Fisherman has contacted Leander for the 7th time. I mean, for crying out loud, this is getting to the point of resembling a hideous self-parody, since this was the very criticism that was levelled in Fisherman's direction from the outset. The question remains, though; how exactly was Fisherman seriously expecting Leander to respond when he bombarded him at length with the Magna Carta explaining, in detail, what a bastard I supposedly am? Were you seriously expecting him to respond with something like; “Oh, I just remembered. I did fob you off with a more Toppy-endorsing stance that the neutral one I first provided because you were getting on my nerves?”…?
Clearly, that’s ridiculous. Obviously you’re guaranteed to elicit the sort of response you received from Leander if you’ve spent an interminable post telling him what a bastard I am, and obviously, if he spent an entire fob-off post giving you the Toppy-endorsing stance you bombarded him into giving, he can’t back-track from it now. He’ll know full well that if he does, you’ll just re-establish contact with him again and demand to know why he radically changed his stance back to the initial neutrality. Here’s your clue, once again from his latest contribution:
“Hoping that the debate will come to an end!”
Which, when translated by Captain Subtext, equates to:
“Here’s hoping that you’ll finally leave me alone”.
How many more polite hints can a man drop? He’s a pestered man, Fisherman, and like all pestered men, the ultimate goal is to avoid a situation where he is likely to pestered again. Not everyone is like me, and has the stamina to engage with your nonsense on a nightmarishly regular basis. If I shared that aversion to being bombarded, I’d be the one saying, “Yes, Fish, Toppy is the witness – whatever you say. Leave me alone to die in peace”, but I’m not like that. Unfortunately, a person who had already fobbed you off can’t exactly backtrack on that fob-off, and if you’ve decided to paint me as the villain of the piece, you are once again influencing Leander in a negative way.
Well, duh!
What else could you possibly have expected after you told him what a nasty man I am, and that I’ve accused him of lying? “Yes, he’s right, I fobbed you off”. Had he said anything along those lines, you would have bombarded him into eternity. I mean, can’t you have the self-scrutiny to envisage his reaction after seeing those frightening and familiar words:
“Hello again!
As you can see, I am once again asking you to help out in the question of the George Hutchinson signature”
Talk about the man’s heart sinking, and that’s weeks after he informed you that he didn't wish to elaborate any further. The fact of the matter is that Leander has been shown to have made statements that are impossible to reconcile with each other – in his first neutral post, he listed several differences between the signatures which have nothing to do with “amplitude”, but after being Fisherman’d into submission, he then declared that there were no differences other than those which involve amplitude. Now, I’m sorry, but that’s an irrefutable contradiction – fact. Thanks to your blitzkreiging, we now know for certain that he contradicted himself, and no amount of blathering about departments altering dictionary definitions is going to change that. To go from a neutral stance where non-amplitude related differences are specifically referred to, to an assertion that he’d be surprised if there wasn’t a match is irreconcilable, however much you want to fiddle with English definitions in an effort to argue otherwise.
He even sent you his manual which proves conclusively that his department use “cannot be ruled out” to convey a neutral stance, or when dealing with cases where there are "tendencies in one direction or the other".
Ah, interesting. So, it’s not as if you didn’t pick up on the whole “two judgement” thing yourself, only you’re just making it worse for Leander now by highlighting the very contradictions that were evident from his later posts. Basically, you’ve made him aware of his conflicting judgements, and are now encouraging him to go with the judgement that makes me look bad. A sort of “Go with Ben’s view if you want to, but just remember that he’s the one that’s been horrible about you, whereas I’m your friend”.
Slightly insipid tactic?
You cannot hope to elicit a non-biased conclusion from an expert if you raise their heckles with the following cack:
You’ve poisoned the perpetually hassled man, and the hassled man now feels he has to defend himself against a perceived attack. What are you expecting from an ostensibly decent individual: “Yes, I did lie! He’s right! Now sod off!”. Sending people private emails about my perceived bad character and "dishonest" intentions is a biased answer waiting to happen, and if you employ the same tactic in your professional career as a journalist, then I’m afraid you’re in the wrong profession.
So the latest clarification also belongs in the reject bin, because my suspicions are only strengthened on the basis of the above – that you appeal to emotions to elicit the response you’ve already decided upon, and if you think that means me dropping the issue, I’m afraid you’re severely mistaken. The bottom line is that Leander’s comments, as quoted by you, contain statements that inescapably contradict each other. It is an indisputed fact that the words you claimed were implicit in his initial post mysterious appeared in later "clarifications" exactly the way you phrased them. Call me a bastard if you want, but any reasonable person is entitled to find that odd. His latest post even looks like one of your contributions, laden with a distressing rhetoric and bombast that was wholly absent from his initially circupsect post (but which characterize practically all of your posts), but that’s what happens if you paint your opponents in a negative light and expect a non-biased conclusion.
All this continues to demonstrate is that any worth in Leander's initial contribution (and those of his alleged later "clarifications") has effectively been eradicated.
Fisherman has contacted Leander for the 7th time. I mean, for crying out loud, this is getting to the point of resembling a hideous self-parody, since this was the very criticism that was levelled in Fisherman's direction from the outset. The question remains, though; how exactly was Fisherman seriously expecting Leander to respond when he bombarded him at length with the Magna Carta explaining, in detail, what a bastard I supposedly am? Were you seriously expecting him to respond with something like; “Oh, I just remembered. I did fob you off with a more Toppy-endorsing stance that the neutral one I first provided because you were getting on my nerves?”…?
Clearly, that’s ridiculous. Obviously you’re guaranteed to elicit the sort of response you received from Leander if you’ve spent an interminable post telling him what a bastard I am, and obviously, if he spent an entire fob-off post giving you the Toppy-endorsing stance you bombarded him into giving, he can’t back-track from it now. He’ll know full well that if he does, you’ll just re-establish contact with him again and demand to know why he radically changed his stance back to the initial neutrality. Here’s your clue, once again from his latest contribution:
“Hoping that the debate will come to an end!”
Which, when translated by Captain Subtext, equates to:
“Here’s hoping that you’ll finally leave me alone”.
How many more polite hints can a man drop? He’s a pestered man, Fisherman, and like all pestered men, the ultimate goal is to avoid a situation where he is likely to pestered again. Not everyone is like me, and has the stamina to engage with your nonsense on a nightmarishly regular basis. If I shared that aversion to being bombarded, I’d be the one saying, “Yes, Fish, Toppy is the witness – whatever you say. Leave me alone to die in peace”, but I’m not like that. Unfortunately, a person who had already fobbed you off can’t exactly backtrack on that fob-off, and if you’ve decided to paint me as the villain of the piece, you are once again influencing Leander in a negative way.
“So, Ben, Leander identifies you antics as exactly the same thing as I do, and dubs your efforts ”malicious interpretations”.”
What else could you possibly have expected after you told him what a nasty man I am, and that I’ve accused him of lying? “Yes, he’s right, I fobbed you off”. Had he said anything along those lines, you would have bombarded him into eternity. I mean, can’t you have the self-scrutiny to envisage his reaction after seeing those frightening and familiar words:
“Hello again!
As you can see, I am once again asking you to help out in the question of the George Hutchinson signature”
Talk about the man’s heart sinking, and that’s weeks after he informed you that he didn't wish to elaborate any further. The fact of the matter is that Leander has been shown to have made statements that are impossible to reconcile with each other – in his first neutral post, he listed several differences between the signatures which have nothing to do with “amplitude”, but after being Fisherman’d into submission, he then declared that there were no differences other than those which involve amplitude. Now, I’m sorry, but that’s an irrefutable contradiction – fact. Thanks to your blitzkreiging, we now know for certain that he contradicted himself, and no amount of blathering about departments altering dictionary definitions is going to change that. To go from a neutral stance where non-amplitude related differences are specifically referred to, to an assertion that he’d be surprised if there wasn’t a match is irreconcilable, however much you want to fiddle with English definitions in an effort to argue otherwise.
He even sent you his manual which proves conclusively that his department use “cannot be ruled out” to convey a neutral stance, or when dealing with cases where there are "tendencies in one direction or the other".
“you give two judgements; one based on the quality and number of the investigated material, where you cannot stretch any further than to ”cannot be excluded”, and another judgement, where you tell us that the inherent likenesses in the lacking material you have been provided with, actually gives at hand that the signatures are still similar enough for you to say that a match is actually probable.”
Slightly insipid tactic?
You cannot hope to elicit a non-biased conclusion from an expert if you raise their heckles with the following cack:
“The answer is that he means that you are lying in these later statements of yours”
So the latest clarification also belongs in the reject bin, because my suspicions are only strengthened on the basis of the above – that you appeal to emotions to elicit the response you’ve already decided upon, and if you think that means me dropping the issue, I’m afraid you’re severely mistaken. The bottom line is that Leander’s comments, as quoted by you, contain statements that inescapably contradict each other. It is an indisputed fact that the words you claimed were implicit in his initial post mysterious appeared in later "clarifications" exactly the way you phrased them. Call me a bastard if you want, but any reasonable person is entitled to find that odd. His latest post even looks like one of your contributions, laden with a distressing rhetoric and bombast that was wholly absent from his initially circupsect post (but which characterize practically all of your posts), but that’s what happens if you paint your opponents in a negative light and expect a non-biased conclusion.
All this continues to demonstrate is that any worth in Leander's initial contribution (and those of his alleged later "clarifications") has effectively been eradicated.
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