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What did Jack the Ripper eat?
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Grim,
If I was eating oatmeal every day I would be a homicidal maniac too.
If eating oatmeal everyday had such an insalubrious effect I'd be a homicidal maniac, as would most of Scotland. As it is, i haven't killed anything but time in ages Not the oatmeal, that's for sure.
Don."To expose [the Senator] is rather like performing acts of charity among the deserving poor; it needs to be done and it makes one feel good, but it does nothing to end the problem."
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Originally posted by Supe View PostIf eating oatmeal everyday had such an insalubrious effect I'd be a homicidal maniac
If it's good enough to eat, it's good enough to stand!
On a plinth in Glasgow, a statue we should see
Of porridge made in Scotland, signed "Oatmeal, O.B.E".
- Spike MilliganKind regards, Sam Flynn
"Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)
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Originally posted by Supe View PostGrim,
If I was eating oatmeal every day I would be a homicidal maniac too.
If eating oatmeal everyday had such an insalubrious effect I'd be a homicidal maniac, as would most of Scotland. As it is, i haven't killed anything but time in ages Not the oatmeal, that's for sure.
Don.
Most of Scotland are homicidal maniacs. I have seen Mel Gibsons braveheart, so I know what I am talking about.
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I don't know if this has been said before on this thread, because I can't be bothered to look, but Samuel Johnson observed that 'oats - a grain which in England is given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people'.
Has anything changed since the good Doctor's day?
Cheers,
GrahamWe are suffering from a plethora of surmise, conjecture and hypothesis. - Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure Of Silver Blaze
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Well, Kosminski is the number one Jewish suspect, and whatever he ate from the gutter was obviously not kosher, so I wouldn't be surprised if even he ate pork. So pork was probably the primary meat in the diet of the ripper, unless he was rich enough to afford better.
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Perhaps he ate fish and chips.
Even luckier if they were wrapped in newspaper........which brings me nicely to a favourite grumble of mine!.....they just don't taste the same unless they're wrapped in newspaper. and without some stupid wooden fork plonked into them.
Just a thought...if they were wrapped in newspaper,he could have read about his exploits while he ate his supper!
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