What did Scotland Yard do with the piece of apron from C.Eddowes?

[Sister Hyde]

pffff you're destroying my ideals of gentlemen sports!!! i thought brittish cricket and rugby were blessed of not having the retarded soccer supporter attitude!!! i hate you!!! (just teasing)

[Monty]

Not after the humiliating defeats you didn't. Mainy cos you hid Adam.

Its shawl is it? I see. And that's all you gotta say on this non entity.

Sister,

Let's clear something up. I'm British. Adam is unfortunately an Australian man trapped in a Bunyips body.

Basically if his ancestors weren't stupid enough to have got themselves caught comitting criminal acts by the Rozzers, he' be talking like me. However, and alas, they were stoooopid and did get caught. Therefore he has to endure the embarrassment of a whiney accent, whinging outlook, no humour whatsoever (Paul Hogan...said enough), physical deformities and a perpetual sense of inferiority to the nation that owns his.

Sins of the fathers huh.

Please, don't call him British. Its cruel as it give him false hope.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

my god... and people say i"m obnoxious...

[Monty]

Yes.....they do say that of you Sister.

Its a good job my good looks balance it up.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

well my colleagues call me insolent and my parents always say my talk is obnoxious my friends...corrosiv but honestly... you're impressive!

[Monty]

I'm impressive?

Hmmm....it also seems that you're extremely astute.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

what i mean is, you managed to shock me...and I've heard a lot, and said a lot of very odious things in my life...

[Monty]

That was before I entered your world.

Now its time to take you back to school.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

I fear you might be the kind of teacher who throws eraser from the blackboard in the head of his students...I'm not sure

[Monty]

You make it sound like its a bad thing.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

well i took enough of these in the head to know that it's very unpleasant, especially when you're not expecting it. but it still makes me laugh to see it happen to others.

[Monty]

Ah, the sadism of school days.

This is woefully off thread. I shall now retire.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

yeah it was really off-subject, but i always notice thread changing with sports. i'm dead tired, Morpheus you old pervy here I come!

[Adam Went]

Monty:

Rubbish. I disappeared for 3 or 4 days after the second test because, you know, one of us actually has a life and things to do.

We wear our convict ancestry with pride down this way - I have the "Convict Descendant" T-shirt and all. You see, Sister Hyde, back in the mid-1800's when they were shipping all our forefathers out here, they liked it so much that they decided they'd prefer to stay here in Australia and do forced labour than live back in the mother country, thus they stayed on after their sentences had finished.

Monty repeatedly snipes me for referring back to 2007 to talk up Australia, and yet he constantly refers back to the 1850's (that would be before the Ashes series even existed) in order to snipe me - doesn't really make sense, does it?

Cheers,
Adam.

[Monty]

The thread is there of all to see, pravsared it for you, like fly in Amber Adam. Including your spectacular tantrums.

However, not the place. And besides, my reply was far funnier. I suggest you retire. Your only making a fool of yourself.

Monty