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  • #46
    Stayin A Hive by The Bee Gees
    I wonder if a bee knows that once it has stung you it is going to die.Must come as a bit of a shock that and seems a bit unfair seeing as the same doesn't apply to wasps and at least bees make honey.Still doesn't stop me shouting at the bee after it has stung me,'Ha,not so clever now are you matey'

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    • #47
      The Polish suspect - Chopin's Pollenaise.

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      • #48
        Chopin did not die of T Bee in 1849, but survived to commit the Ripper murders. A bloodstain on one of his keyboards, formerly attributed to a consumptive cough, in fact indicates that Chopin stashed the wombs inside the piano. The downside of this was that there were now certain notes that Chopin couldn't play - the key missing from Miller's Court was the entire key of Bee Flat Minor. Depressed at the prospect of having to write tunes using fewer notes than other people, the composer flung himself, a raving mead man, into the Thames.

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        • #49
          What goes "zzub-zzub-judice"?

          ...a criminal bee flying backwards into a synagogue.
          Kind regards, Sam Flynn

          "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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          • #50
            The criminal bee was a category B prisoner who was constantly 'buzzin' during his stretch of hive years for dealing in bugs and G BEE H.
            Has anybody picked up on the Royal Connection theory but I must admit it's very wobbly to say the least!
            Dont worry be a bee

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            • #51
              If Hutchinson was the killer bee, he was a very silly b, doing a waggle dance for the cops and foraging so close to one of his regular hives.
              Sorry to be waspish, but that's a hive-ful of Bee-Ess.

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              • #52
                Bee ripper

                what if they worked together??? Did the Victims have bee allergies?

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