Originally posted by evilina
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Jack the Ripper was a bee!
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The Bee was spotted in the Seaside Home, flying into a window repeatedly, but one of his own would not identify him for fear of being thrown from the hive!Regards Mike
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After that apian pun fest, I have to say that the article contains this interesting comparison between bees and serial criminals:
The researchers' analysis describes how bees create a "buffer zone" around their hive where they will not forage, to reduce the risk of predators and parasites locating the nest. It turns out that this pattern of behaviour is similar to the geographic profile of criminals stalking their victims.
Most murders happen close to the killer's home, but not in the area directly surrounding a criminal's house, where crimes are less likely to be committed because of the fear of getting caught by someone they know.Kind regards, Sam Flynn
"Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)
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Could it have been Eric?
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.
Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.
Cyril Connelly.Living the Dream!
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"See what a lovely bonnet I have got with a bee in it!"
Seriously, when my Wife see's a Bee in close proximity, she flaps her arms and makes fire engine noises! You could be onto something!!Regards Mike
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The only man who knows the truth was the private sec to James Monro and Sir Charles Warren, his name, Walter Ernest Boult-BEE!!Regards Mike
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