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I had to put on PANTS this morning. Pants! My knees are shackled! You cannot possibly understand the horror of being forced to endure the leg prisons.
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Let all Oz be agreed;
I need a better class of flying monkeys. -
Day 482 of not being able to leave my mother's condo...
Caffeine is rationed, snack food is running low. I have been forced to learn Mah Jong just to keep from gnawing off a limb. I pray help arrives soon. My beloved mother's chewing gum habit is getting progressively more and more potentially lethal.
Tell my husband I love him. And to feed the cats.The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Comment
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