Originally posted by RivkahChaya
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There is a Satanic priest on call at one of the local hospitals, because a bunch of people write down "Satanist" under religious preference because they don't want religious types in there and they think that the hospital can't find a satanist. Boy are they surprised. So they volunteer at least. They've also got a Druid, a Viking priest (Asatru godhi), and a Thelemite for the same reason. The Druid has to drive 45 minutes to get there, but he gets there. And then people feel bad for calling him in for nothing, so they just talk to him anyway, which they usually need pretty badly.
I got a call once from my dad's girlfriend at the time in Pastoral services asking "Do you know what a Pastafarian is, and can you get one in here?" Since I believe many things at the same time, and am knowledgeable both in His Noodley Beneficence and in pirates, I went in myself (because who on earth was I going to call). Guy wanted to go out laughing. So I called the Buddhist scholar in, who is also a stand up comic. Guy might have had a few more hours except for the Mitch Hedberg Bigfoot joke. If you gotta go, that's the way to do it.
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