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For all you lonely hearts on here let's have a stab at dating so I will go first ......Hi my name's jason I'm 29 tall very good looking single I have a very good sense of humour I'm looking for Mrs right I'm very easy going but I draw the line at human sacrifice .I'm prepared to have my chauffeur pick you up and bring you to my mansion or if you would like I could arrange for my pilot to pick you up in one of my helicopters.Only genuine people please apply and no working class scum please or general riff raff thank you.
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Well there's always porn. It's a lot cheaper than dating and you don't have to shower or get dressed up.
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Who says romance is dead!Originally posted by c.d. View PostThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Advice....
Hi Pinkmoon,Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
Seems you're dating thread hasn't made an impact on the ladies here yet, maybe they go for rough blokes. Bit of advice, perhaps you should describe yourself as:
45, short, face like the back of a bus, grumpy & looking for someone to nag. You could send a bus timetable for them to get dropped off at your caravan or alternatively meet them at the Job Centre. Finally, you'll only accept applications from women claiming benefits illegally.
Good luck,
Amanda
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As long as she's bipedal and got her own teeth, I'm game.
...On second thoughts, just the first one. Beggars can't be choosers.Comment
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First rule of dating never ever tell the truth if I was to put deranged individual looks like Joseph merricks ugly brother main hobby reading about a 125 year old series of murders I don't think I would get any replies so acting with integrity I have no option but to lie.Originally posted by Amanda View PostHi Pinkmoon,
Seems you're dating thread hasn't made an impact on the ladies here yet, maybe they go for rough blokes. Bit of advice, perhaps you should describe yourself as:
45, short, face like the back of a bus, grumpy & looking for someone to nag. You could send a bus timetable for them to get dropped off at your caravan or alternatively meet them at the Job Centre. Finally, you'll only accept applications from women claiming benefits illegally.
Good luck,
AmandaThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Two arms two legs and a pulse and its game on.Originally posted by Harry D View PostThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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You know Pinky do you??Originally posted by Amanda View PostHi Pinkmoon,
Seems you're dating thread hasn't made an impact on the ladies here yet, maybe they go for rough blokes. Bit of advice, perhaps you should describe yourself as:
45, short, face like the back of a bus, grumpy & looking for someone to nag. You could send a bus timetable for them to get dropped off at your caravan or alternatively meet them at the Job Centre. Finally, you'll only accept applications from women claiming benefits illegally.
Good luck,
Amanda
That description sounds spot on
G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
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There's always plan B.Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Fussy buggar ain't ya.Originally posted by pinkmoon View PostG U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true. Comment
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It would be interesting to know if there have been any Casebook love connections and/or Conference hookups. Perhaps we could match on 39 different dimensions and best eharmony.Comment
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Probably.Originally posted by Barnaby View Post
From my experience you throw say 100 people, with similar interests together for a few days, there are likely to be some sparks.G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true. Comment
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Don't need a girlfriend, my best mate is an 8 inch pile of earth called Humpy Maudsley.
Not really a problem though, my approach to personal hygiene is best described as pioneering.
Nor am I well equipped for the matters intimate, If I had shown it to Freud he wouldn't have bothered writing that theory about p***s envy.Comment
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