Tipple of Choice?

[c.d.]

When I was in Maine I tried Blueberry Ale. It was surprisingly decent.

c.d.

[Ms Diddles]

So Herlock and Ms. Diddles,

Have you gotten your subscription yet to Modern Drunkard magazine? You have no idea how cool it looks sitting on your coffee table. Guaranteed to start a conversation.

c.d.

I did very much like the look of it.

I enjoyed the articles on famous drinkers!

I didn't realise that Carson McCullers was a total lush!

I knew a guy who was once an extra in some movie with Oliver Reed.

It ended up with Olly, my pal and some other extras and crew all hitting the pub after shooting.

Apparently it was epic (and my pal lived to tell the tale, but had a hangover for a week)!

[Ms Diddles]

I’ll let you try it first

How shellfish, Herlock!

[Herlock Sholmes]

How shellfish, Herlock!

[c.d.]

I shared an office for a while with a woman who chewed ice all day. It was incredibly annoying to listen to. Her dentist warned her repeatedly that she risked doing serious damage to her teeth but she just couldn't stop.

c.d.

[chubbs]

I don't drink, so what the hell am I doing here?

By the way, Sinatra was wrong.


When I DID drink I'd get through a bottle of Shiraz in an hour, then want another one. That's why I don't drink.

You've heard of G&T? These days it's O&T for me - orange squash and tonic. Surprisingly pleasant and very refreshing.

[chubbs]

In my younger days a Double Diamond was my drink of choice, and when I could afford a chaser, it was always a Southern Comfort.
Nowadays, I stick with a cold dark Guinness, absolute nectar.

Mackeson. That looks good, that tastes good and by golly...