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Police have just arrested a one legged extorsionist police said that he had been leaning on people.
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G'day Pinkmoon
But he has a chance of getting off.G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
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It's not like he hasn't got a leg to stand on.G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true. Comment
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I heard he was once nominated for political office, and went around stumping the state.Originally posted by GUT View PostComment
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A gang of amputees have robbed a bank .....police say they are stumpedThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Because of a lack of clues to work with, the police chief says his detectives are out on a limb.Originally posted by pinkmoon View PostComment
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John Kelly pawned his left leg and Kate Eddowes pawned her right leg. Then they went hopping.Comment
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And if John and Kate went dancing they probably did the bunny hop!Originally posted by Robert View Post
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It's like these one armed waiters they can take it but they can't dish it outThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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As one one armed Union General (Philip Kearny) said to another (Oliver O. Howard), whom he visited in a hospital after he too lost an arm, "Well, at least we can go out together and buy a pair of gloves!" [True anecdote].Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
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Some poor dwarf has had his pocket picked and his wallet stolen.....I don't know how someone could stoop so lowThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Breaking News
An articulated lorry has been stolen from a service station on the A38. The large refrigerated vehicle is believed to be carrying a cargo of bacon, poultry, sausages and other chilled meats and pies. Police are looking for an animal liberation gang with a piss-poor sense of timing.Kind regards, Sam Flynn
"Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)Comment
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A lorry full of blue paint and red paint have collided on the m6 motorists have been left marooned .Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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That should be ships, Pink.Comment
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And (genuinely!) from the Chichester Observer (and I'm afraid I can't offhand remember the date or the exact wording, though I have a copy of the cutting at work which I'll try to find)..."At Sidlesham a large hole has appeared in the road between Chichester and Selsey. The Council are looking into it."
All the best
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