Irritations

[chubbs]

Tethered caps on bottles of orange squash.

I have been unscrewing the caps on bottles of orange squash for 50 years and I HAVE NOT LOST A SINGLE CAP.

I do not need my bottle caps to be tethered, and nor do most people. It's tethering gone crazy.

[Herlock Sholmes]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

c.d.

It’s irritating when people use that one with an accompanying smug look as if it’s a ‘gotcha’ moment.

I like to hit back with - if God is all powerful can he create a stone that’s so heavy even he can’t pick it up.

[c.d.]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

c.d.

[Tani]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

I know, I mean talk about scaring the customers away.

[chubbs]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

[chubbs]

Young people. Why are they so...







...YOUNG?


Grrr

[c.d.]

People on the metro who are too cool to hold on to something while the train is moving. You can see them struggling to keep their balance while attempting not to show it.

c.d.

[Yabs]

Opening a pack of bacon where in the corner it says “peel here”
Yeah right… Like that ever works.

[c.d.]

People who pay top dollar to buy jeans with huge rips in them. It looks like they were in an accident and the paramedics had to cut away material to treat them.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Skateboarders. Really hate those people especially those obnoxious and badly dressed little punks who think the sole purpose of life is to jump up on things like benches with their boards. I always hope they will fall and hurt themselves.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Paper billing statements where you have to tear off the lower part and send it in along with your check. Sometimes they are not as perforated as they should be and when you go to tear it it rips the whole thing apart.

c.d.

[c.d.]

My comment above was tongue in cheek. Not meant to be taken seriously and no offense meant.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Uncultured people.

I'm out here learning poetry, literature and other points of culture and they're out there listening to someone sing about getting laid.

There's sex in Chaucer too - and it's better written

Look at this way, Tani. Uncultured people have a role to fill in society. Without them, you would not be able to feel cultured in comparison to them and they allow you to feel superior. Kind of like unattractive people. Trust Mother Nature, Tani. She knows what she is doing.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Conspiracy theorists

Hello Herlock,

Probably best to limit this thread to non-Ripper irritations. I'm sure you can figure out why.

c.d.

[Tani]

Uncultured people.

I'm out here learning poetry, literature and other points of culture and they're out there listening to someone sing about getting laid.

There's sex in Chaucer too - and it's better written