Irritations

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who decorate food with inedible greenery.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Docu-dramas.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV nature programmes who think that the only interesting animals are ones with huge teeth and claws.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.

[Tani]

Allergies. I moved from Yorkshire/Lincolnshire to Kent.

Obviously I'm not used to something in the south-east and I've been here 3 years now and it's almost non-stop tissues.

[mpriestnall]

Good work you bluesmen and blueswomen! I had a good chuckle with your tales of 'toothpaste woes'.

[c.d.]

Okay. Last one. I promise.

I see good ole' flouride
and I see flouride free
and I can't help but notice
anti-plaque and whitening
a starin' up at me
but I'm just a simple man
don't know what's best for me
don't really make no difference
they all be under lock and key

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

c.d.

[Herlock Sholmes]

I'll take that as a compliment. Spoonful and Smokestack Lightning are two absolutely great songs in the blues genre and two of my favorites.

c.d.

Yeah, Howlin Wolf had an amazing voice.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Mississippi Fred McChubbs to you mate.

[c.d.]

Thank you Howlin’ c.d.

I'll take that as a compliment. Spoonful and Smokestack Lightning are two absolutely great songs in the blues genre and two of my favorites.

c.d.

[chubbs]

And Mississippi chubbs

Mississippi Fred McChubbs to you mate.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Seems to be "tag" in the USA.

That’s the one Pat.

[Herlock Sholmes]

And Mississippi chubbs

[Pcdunn]

It’s another word for the kid’s game ‘tick’ Fishy.

Seems to be "tag" in the USA.

[chubbs]

I squeeze little darlin
I'm squeezin for you
My tube has run dry Lord
Cos I got them toothpaste blues

I'm done with the tryin
My squeezing is through
You know that I'm cryin
Can't squeeze none out for you

My tube is on empty
Please don't blow a fuse
My toothbrush is worn out
And I got them toothpaste blues