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Today my mother asked me to take her cow to the market and get the best possible price for it.On the way I met a man who offerd me some magic beans for it I accepted so have I done the right thing.
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Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth -
That's funny. Today I went to market to buy some beans, and met a man who sold me a magic cow instead. I now have no money, and a cassoulet that looks like Picasso's Guernica.Kind regards, Sam Flynn
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Today I took my mother's cow, (my nasty idle sister), to market, to get the best possible price...
I met a man who offered me magic beans (better even than magic mushrooms) for her, and his offer was so good I accepted...
Rather than charge me, he actually gave me ten quid, and since I hate my sister's guts, that's fine...
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G'day Dave
How could anything be better than magic mushy's????I met a man who offered me magic beans (better even than magic mushrooms) for her, and his offer was so good I accepted...G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
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