sporting achievements

[pinkmoon]

As I'm bit of an all rounder when it comes to sport snooker,football,rugby,tennis,boxing,running,hocke y,snakes and ladders,tiddlywinks,swimming,cycling, just to name a few it would be nice if any of you could share your sporting experiences and achievements with me ....come don't be shy let me know even if it's coming third in the egg and spoon race at school.

[Cogidubnus]

I used to be something of an all-rounder - though I was lithe rather than muscular...a roofer, builders labourer and charity collector (I could singlehandedly lift a gas oven out of a basement flat)...

I played football, cricket, hockey, tennis, table tennis, darts, bar billiards, scrabble and lovemaking...especially lovemaking...

But then I got married and started a family, and to make an honest living I eventually had to employ my brain and all the rest gradually attrophied... including alas, last but not least, the lovemaking...

Nowdays I'm a fat and terribly unfit 60 year old with a heart condition which specifically limits most forms of exercise...on pain of death...but if anybody perchance fancies some lovemaking?....

All the best

Dave

[pinkmoon]

I used to be something of an all-rounder - though I was lithe rather than muscular...a roofer, builders labourer and charity collector (I could singlehandedly lift a gas oven out of a basement flat)...

I played football, cricket, hockey, tennis, table tennis, darts, bar billiards, scrabble and lovemaking...especially lovemaking...

But then I got married and started a family, and to make an honest living I eventually had to employ my brain and all the rest gradually attrophied... including alas, last but not least, the lovemaking...

Nowdays I'm a fat and terribly unfit 60 year old with a heart condition which specifically limits most forms of exercise...on pain of death...but if anybody perchance fancies some lovemaking?....

All the best

Dave

That's the spirit Dave a true all rounder like myself it's very humbling to be in the presence of a sporting giant like yourself can anybody else come anywhere near Dave's sporting achievements ...Dave has set the bar high for the rest of you.

[GUT]

G'day Dave

I could be up for a bit of lovemaking sweetie pie. ...... ...

[GUT]

I used to play tiddly winks, but now I'm just not fit enough anymore.

[GUT]

As a teenager my main sport was running.

[GUT]

After these things in min-skirts,


oh how I miss mini-skirts!

[pinkmoon]

Hi gut,it's good to have another true athlete on here and like you I miss miniskirts I've not been able to wear one in years wife says it not suitable behaviour for someone with 4 kids .

[GUT]

G'day Pinkmoon

Time for a divorce if that's her attitude.

[pinkmoon]

Time for a divorce if that's her attitude.

Thanks for the support fellow athelete

[GUT]

I love the bride more than life itself and would do anything for her....

Except give up my mini skirts.

[pinkmoon]

After an outbreak of cross dressing I would now ask to return this sensible thread back to its original topic of sporting achievements I'm quite tempted to post my 100 yard swimming certificate (without armbands) from 1976 on here .

[Robert]

When I was 10 our teacher decided we should all learn to knit (even the boys). I never learned to knit but I did have a good sword fight with the boy next to me. Unfortunately my knitting needle - actually, my grandmother's knitting needle - got broken in the fight, otherwise I'd have been the school's champion fencer.

[pinkmoon]

When I was 10 our teacher decided we should all learn to knit (even the boys). I never learned to knit but I did have a good sword fight with the boy next to me. Unfortunately my knitting needle - actually, my grandmother's knitting needle - got broken in the fight, otherwise I'd have been the school's champion fencer.

Another fantastic discovery for the sporting world I can't believe the talent I'm finding on here if only it could be tapped into ....bring on the next Olympics .

[pinkmoon]

I'm almost tempted to reveal my highest break at snooker!