Rules for Straight Men Hugging

[c.d.]

Straight Hug Rules:

1 Always, always, always slap the other guys back continually through your hug.

2 Never hug for too long - 1 second is fine - 2 seconds maximum.

3 Watch where your hands go! One hand should be back-slapping. The other must NEVER rest on or below the small of his back, and preferably way higher than this.

4 Noises. Make your hug noisy! Accompany with loud ‘how ya doin’s?’ and suitable masculine verbality. NEVER hug silently!

5 Clothes. NEVER hug a topless guy. EVER!


c.d.

[Wickerman]

6 Never hug in the locker-room, even if you are wearing a towel, and especially when no-one else is around.

[c.d.]

That's a good point. Jon. Speaking of locker rooms, it's probably best to refrain from singing Judy Garland songs as well while you are in there.

c.d.

[GUT]

First Rule

DON"T

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Crossed thumbs grip then hug, this grip will make each mans arm cross his chest to hug making a suitable distance between said bodys, this is also called "the English" as this is as close as you will ever get a man from said lands in contact with another man unless playing "rugger" or being very very drunk.

[GUT]

G'Day PC

Playing any "manly" sport changes it all, then hug all you want, even a pat on the bum, but all that is fairly recent when I was playing, finished in 80's a pat on the head was the highest possible compliment. Nowdays it looks like their about to get marred or something the way they carry on

[GUT]

PS you like the way I cleaned that up?

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

PS you like the way I cleaned that up?

Hello Gut very nice! Im not one for sport unless its got an engine and normaly get ejected from rugby and football conversations as I tend to point to the homo erotic nature of said sports and why dose a winning goal have to be celibrated by what looks to be positions from the kama sutra.

[GUT]

G'Day Mate

As I said in my days a pat on the head was a B I G compliment gosh I must be old.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

G'Day Mate

As I said in my days a pat on the head was a B I G compliment gosh I must be old.

I think we were just more subtle in are victory then and would be thought mental if we acted as some do these days plus its kind of rude to lord it over the defeated!
Ho Im just making a stab in the dark here I guess your a kiwi? and late 40's

[GUT]

Close to the country out by about 5-10 on age.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Close to the country out by about 5-10 on age.

Great! I'd make the perfect victorian policeman as my guess work is a masterstroke of miss deduction.