leaving casebook

[pinkmoon]

Do you find society has a very negative attitude towards human sacrifice?

[GUT]

It is a much underrated art form.

[Robert]

Richard III has asked me to post this :

Dear Casebookers

As you may know, I was recently disinterred from the grounds of a car park. I promptly discovered that, during my time underground, I had been accused of murdering my two nephews. As if that wasn't bad enough, I have now lost my parking space.

I am sure you will all understand that, with my time occupied in fighting these vulgar calumnies on the one hand, and trying to ensure that I don't get clamped on the other, I shall have little time to devote to Casebook. Accordingly I am taking a break from this excellent website, but I hope to return at some point in the future.

Yours

Dicky

[Bridewell]

Richard III has asked me to post this :

Dear Casebookers

As you may know, I was recently disinterred from the grounds of a car park. I promptly discovered that, during my time underground, I had been accused of murdering my two nephews. As if that wasn't bad enough, I have now lost my parking space.

I am sure you will all understand that, with my time occupied in fighting these vulgar calumnies on the one hand, and trying to ensure that I don't get clamped on the other, I shall have little time to devote to Casebook. Accordingly I am taking a break from this excellent website, but I hope to return at some point in the future.

Yours

Dicky

That's almost certainly the funniest post we'll see on Casebook this year.

On a similar note, Alfred the Great has said that, despite only having been recently unearthed, he has enjoyed getting up to speed with developments following his unfortunate demise. He wants me to point out that, while he has enjoyed his brief foray onto the boards, he wishes to make his departure before he becomes the topic of a JtR suspect book. Besides which he needs to prepare for his appearance on The Great British Bake-Off - apparently he didn't do too well at rehearsals.

[GUT]

G'Day Bridewell

Any more word on the bones of "Alfred" there have been reports here that they may not be his.

[pinkmoon]

Stoats and dead kings how can we fail.

[GUT]

G'Day pinkmoon

Well back on thread, if you're gunna stay for goodness sake get on with it and stay.....

[caz]

That's almost certainly the funniest post we'll see on Casebook this year.

On a similar note, Alfred the Great has said that, despite only having been recently unearthed, he has enjoyed getting up to speed with developments following his unfortunate demise. He wants me to point out that, while he has enjoyed his brief foray onto the boards, he wishes to make his departure before he becomes the topic of a JtR suspect book. Besides which he needs to prepare for his appearance on The Great British Bake-Off - apparently he didn't do too well at rehearsals.

Well you can tell Alf that if he ever comes back here with his burnt Bath buns and cremated cream horns I'm off! I won't stay anywhere we don't get teatime cakes of Fanny Cradock quality. As Johnny Cradock used to say "I hope all your doughnuts taste like Fannies".

[lynn cates]

humour

Hello Jason. So sorry. Any way I can talk you out of it? (Just kidding.)

Cheers.
LC

[Cogidubnus]

Hi Jason

I think it's disgracefull I've had no abuse of (sic) anyone.

Well if it'll keep you happy, as my workmates will be pleased to testify, I'm extremely fluent and more than ready to oblige...Is there any particular aspect that you'd like me concentrate upon, you great fat useless spawny eyed parrot faced wassock? (I'm also a great Capstick fan by the way)

Cheers

Dave

[pinkmoon]

Hi Jason



Well if it'll keep you happy, as my workmates will be pleased to testify, I'm extremely fluent and more than ready to oblige...Is there any particular aspect that you'd like me concentrate upon, you great fat useless spawny eyed parrot faced wassock? (I'm also a great Capstick fan by the way)

Cheers

Dave

Cheers Dave thanks for that I feel part of the gang now.....I've had worse of the missus though!

[Cogidubnus]

Hi Jason

You've not lived until you've been abused by MY (Roman Catholic Nun-Educated) missus...jeez it makes the skin creep...I've never met anybody who knows so much, and can convey it so venomously...

I thought I was pretty well-educated until the pair of us served on a six person pub quiz team - nearly eighteen months undefeated (including six months in which the landlord took part in one of the opposition teams) before the pub gave up the quiz night - I've never encountered anybody so competitive...not even me!

Swapsies?

Dave

[pinkmoon]

Hi Jason

You've not lived until you've been abused by MY (Roman Catholic Nun-Educated) missus...jeez it makes the skin creep...I've never met anybody who knows so much, and can convey it so venomously...

I thought I was pretty well-educated until the pair of us served on a six person pub quiz team - nearly eighteen months undefeated (including six months in which the landlord took part in one of the opposition teams) before the pub gave up the quiz night - I've never encountered anybody so competitive...not even me!

Swapsies?

Dave

Hi Dave,why were they not that abusive when we first met them?

[Hunter]

...I've never met anybody who knows so much, and can convey it so venomously...

So... I take it you haven't heard from Ally lately... LOL.

[GUT]

G'Day Cogidubnus

I'll have to introduce you to the child bride one day, maybe we married twins, she's a she devil in Trivia quizzes. And with a tongue that cuts.