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Americans Might Have To Limit Themselves To Two Beers Per Week Under New Guidelines
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Any American driver stopped for erratic driving will answer "Two beers" to the question, "How many drinks have you had tonight?"
It's always two beers, no matter if the bteath-analyzer test says diffetently.
Two beers per week?! Another sign of the end times!Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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Originally posted by Svensson View Posttwo beers per week? There are days when I have two beer per hour"Is all that we see or seem
but a dream within a dream?"
-Edgar Allan Poe
"...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."
-Frederick G. Abberline
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Ted "Ciao, I'm off to Cancun" Cruz is playing tough guy, declaring war. On a recommendation. Which may or may not come up in 2025: “If they want us to drink two beers a week, frankly they can kiss my ass.” and takes a swig live on Newsmax while Eric Boelling chimes in with " yeah, we're not letting idiot beaurocrats tell us what to drink!" Boelling them follows this up with "Hang on, I can only join in with alcohol free beer because they [the idiot beaurocrats] are not allowing us to drink alcohol on air"
Complete record of this humiliation at https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cr...-to-get-mad-atLast edited by Svensson; 09-01-2023, 05:31 PM.
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