International Female Orgasm Day 2022

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

We'd be celebrating it alone anyhow.

[erobitha]

I see I missed it again

[Dickere]

Guys, I love that you have tumbled to this two months after the event!

I guess you were just too busy watching sport!

Come again?

[Ms Diddles]

Come again?

Yep, we girls can!

[OneRound]

Yep, we girls can!

You're doing a lot better than me, Ms Diddles.

Last night my wife said, ''Let's go upstairs and make love.'' I replied, ''Choose one. I can't do both!''.

[Ms Diddles]

You're doing a lot better than me, Ms Diddles.

Last night my wife said, ''Let's go upstairs and make love.'' I replied, ''Choose one. I can't do both!''.

Oh no, OneRound!

I suppose that comes to us all though.

[OneRound]

Oh no, OneRound!

I suppose that comes to us all though.

It didn't always used to be like that, Ms Diddles.

Back in the day, I was a first aider in a large office block. One time a very attractive young lady came to the medical room with an ingrowing toenail. I told her to take all her clothes off. She was a bit surprised but managed to ask, ''Where shall I put them?'' I replied, ''Next to mine!''.

Just a joke! Apologies to all choosing to be offended.

[Ms Diddles]

It didn't always used to be like that, Ms Diddles.

Back in the day, I was a first aider in a large office block. One time a very attractive young lady came to the medical room with an ingrowing toenail. I told her to take all her clothes off. She was a bit surprised but managed to ask, ''Where shall I put them?'' I replied, ''Next to mine!''.

Just a joke! Apologies to all choosing to be offended.

[The Rookie Detective]

Bump up for a thread...







...that at least won't include Lechmere, Kosminski or Maybrick...





RD

[Karl]

Bah. All you need to know about women is contained in these chronicles: