Is It My Round, Gents 'n' Lassies?

[BooksbyBJThompson]

Hello, Booksby, welcome to the Casebook! Beware the folks with mysterious claims of secret knowledge, dodge the fact-slinging competitions, and be careful of men with long knives... You'll do fine here!

I'll probably be dodging the fact-slinging comps myself. I'd be wary of me.