New Superman Comes Out as Bisexual, Global Activist in DC Comics

[c.d.]

Nice one!

Thank you, Sir.

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[mpriestnall]

Oh the stories Mrs. Hudson could tell! But wait. Watson himself tells us that they only shared rooms out of economic necessity. Uh Huh.

c.d.

Nice one!

[c.d.]

I always found the King Kong movie starring Fay Wray rather disturbing. I wonder if it would have been such a roaring success if the enormous gorilla had shown no interest in the lady but fancied his chances with a gentleman instead?

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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[c.d.]

Wait until to someone suggests Sherlock was bisexual...

Oh the stories Mrs. Hudson could tell! But wait. Watson himself tells us that they only shared rooms out of economic necessity. Uh Huh.

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[mpriestnall]

Actually surprised that Herlock hasn't spat out his bread and butter pudding over this one...

Herlock? It's PC! Gone mad! Herlock!

Wait until to someone suggests Sherlock was bisexual...

[caz]

I always found the King Kong movie starring Fay Wray rather disturbing. I wonder if it would have been such a roaring success if the enormous gorilla had shown no interest in the lady but fancied his chances with a gentleman instead?

[Svensson]

wait til you see the "Minnie Mouse - BDSM Mistress" special edition coming out next year. It will be better than Marge Simpson's centre-fold extravaganza all those years ago and hopefully ticks most of your boxes

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

To be fair I want to apologise to the woke for assuming that hulk isn’t gay.
For all I know he’s hitting the clubs down soho on a Tuesday, not even hitting the dance floor till 3AM, and having a whale of a time, and I say fair play to him.
And if that’s the case I think we need a straight hulk to balance things up a bit.
Someone like Hulk Hogan but not Hulk Hogan.

Erm, ****.....I'm apologising for that homo erotic fantasy, but hell! I'm human! Goddamn! I want those green arms around me! And yours Yabs. You started this, be there to finish it! Yabs!!!!!

[Yabs]

Behave Yabs, if upset a typical gay, I'm getting a slap in the face, upset a gay hulk, he's turning green, getting all worked up, grabbing my arms and pinning me down before..........erm, I'll catch you all later.

To be fair I want to apologise to the woke for assuming that hulk isn’t gay.
For all I know he’s hitting the clubs down soho on a Tuesday, not even hitting the dance floor till 3AM, and having a whale of a time, and I say fair play to him.
And if that’s the case I think we need a straight hulk to balance things up a bit.
Someone like Hulk Hogan but not Hulk Hogan.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

If hulk was gay I don’t think it would make a difference.
He would just be gay and angry as opposed to straight and angry, either way you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Oh, and we cancel tomorrow's horse riding?

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

If hulk was gay I don’t think it would make a difference.
He would just be gay and angry as opposed to straight and angry, either way you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Behave Yabs, if upset a typical gay, I'm getting a slap in the face, upset a gay hulk, he's turning green, getting all worked up, grabbing my arms and pinning me down before..........erm, I'll catch you all later.

[Yabs]

If hulk was gay I don’t think it would make a difference.
He would just be gay and angry as opposed to straight and angry, either way you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Actually surprised that Herlock hasn't spat out his bread and butter pudding over this one...

Herlock? It's PC! Gone mad! Herlock!

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Superman? Gay? Straight? Bi? Something else?

Comes faster than a speeding bullet.

No one?

On a platter guys...

[Svensson]

It's Superman's son, not Superman. And I have a feeling that DC did this becasue they're big enough to just "can do it" and "see what happens" and "we get sh!tloads of publicity from this". It also falls firmly under artistic freedom. We already knew that superman himself is an undocumented immigrant and that Woldemor was gay. So in the end, there is nothing to see here except for Fox News' heads exploding over what is nothing more than a joke.

Cheers.