Another Royal Conspiracy?

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  • Herlock Sholmes
    Commissioner
    • May 2017
    • 21827

    #1

    Another Royal Conspiracy?

    Simon Dorante-Day said he believes the royals were so intent on keeping him a secret that they had his teeth and eyes changed


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    Sir Herlock Sholmes.

    “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
  • Pcdunn
    Superintendent
    • Dec 2014
    • 2323

    #2
    No, just a poor old fellow with delusions of grandeur.

    Or maybe he did meet a naval officer and a lady on the sofa but they WEREN'T Charles and Camilla.
    Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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    • Ms Diddles
      Chief Inspector
      • Aug 2019
      • 1691

      #3
      The guy is a total chancer, but I don't blame him for having a shot!!

      Politically, I am no royalist, but I'm probably guilty of harbouring similar delusions of grandeur!

      I have always fancied a country pile, a chauffeur and a butler.

      Definitely a butler.

      "Is it time for madame's afternoon G&T?"

      "Yes, Jeeves! It most certainly is!"

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      • Pcdunn
        Superintendent
        • Dec 2014
        • 2323

        #4
        I find it very "convenient" that his explanation for not looking VERY much like Charles is that "They changed my eyes and teeth"
        Last edited by Pcdunn; 05-03-2021, 05:54 AM.
        Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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        Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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        • caz
          Premium Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 10569

          #5
          They must have changed his ears too.
          "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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          • Svensson
            Sergeant
            • Jun 2012
            • 590

            #6
            notwithsatnding the fact that he looks a lot older than 55...

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