Kids show **** up

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...an-giant-penis

I really hope the theme tune is "Whip It"!

[barnflatwyngarde]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...an-giant-penis

I really hope the theme tune is "Whip It"!

Is that for real?

[caz]

Oh I do hope so! Remember the rhyme we used to recite when we were kids?

My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only four foot four.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Oh I do hope so! Remember the rhyme we used to recite when we were kids?

My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only four foot four.

There was a mock advert in the Viz once for the "My Friend Billy" charm bracelet...

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

[caz]

There was a mock advert in the Viz once for the "My Friend Billy" charm bracelet...

I'd have bought one, Al! Some of those adverts were genuine, like the Egyptian Elvis clock and the ceramic Sid the Sexist figure. I still have Sid in my conservatory, gawping at a politically incorrect Fat Slag.

I wonder if the tasteful Queen Mother's Teeth figure was real?

Love,

Caz
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[Al Bundy's Eyes]

I'd have bought one, Al! Some of those adverts were genuine, like the Egyptian Elvis clock and the ceramic Sid the Sexist figure. I still have Sid in my conservatory, gawping at a politically incorrect Fat Slag.

I wonder if the tasteful Queen Mother's Teeth figure was real?

Love,

Caz
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Yes, you get the teeth. The clock was the "Elvis Presley Dambusters clock plate of Tutankhamen". They also made the "Life of Christ in cats" tea towel.
My personal favourite is the Victorian porno mag, "Enrazzlement"! I've had a fair few letters and top tips in the Viz over the years, so that officially makes me a published author.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Is that for real?

It's Danish, ask Kattrup!

[Herlock Sholmes]

Yes, you get the teeth. The clock was the "Elvis Presley Dambusters clock plate of Tutankhamen". They also made the "Life of Christ in cats" tea towel.
My personal favourite is the Victorian porno mag, "Enrazzlement"! I've had a fair few letters and top tips in the Viz over the years, so that officially makes me a published author.

You've had letters and Top Tips in Viz?!

I've bought Viz religiously for years. I have every annual.

So for me Al you're up there with Doyle.

[Yabs]

Yes, you get the teeth. The clock was the "Elvis Presley Dambusters clock plate of Tutankhamen". They also made the "Life of Christ in cats" tea towel.
My personal favourite is the Victorian porno mag, "Enrazzlement"! I've had a fair few letters and top tips in the Viz over the years, so that officially makes me a published author.

Me too!

Cooking burgers?
You can save time and prevent wear and tear on your frying pan by simply filling your clothes iron with cooking oil instead of water and ironing your burgers for one minute each side.

[caz]

Blimey, I thought they were all written by the Viz team!

I've got the "Life of Christ in cats" plate. Hilarious.

One of my favourite top tips was along the lines of:

'Instead of paying out for new batteries when your wife's vibrator conks out, simply fill an old cigar tube with angry wasps.'

I always get the latest Viz annual for my better half at Christmas, and label it from our cat, Monty.

Love,

Caz
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