Take A Dump And Win A Hundred Grand

**rjpalmer** · 10-05-2019, 02:30 PM

With no paper trail, it will be a difficult case to crack.

However, if the police do recover the goods, they might consider dusting the seat for prints:

Butt Identification - Schneier on Security

https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2011/12/butt_identifica.html

Here’s a new biometric: how you sit: …researchers there developed a system that can recognize a person by the backside when the person takes a seat. The system performs a precise measurement of the person’s posterior, its contours and the way the person applies pressure on the seat. The developers say that in lab tests, the system was able to recognize people with 98 percent accuracy.

**Robert** · 10-05-2019, 05:08 PM

The thieves of course would brand it a bum rap.

**Al Bundy's Eyes** · 10-07-2019, 07:21 PM

I motion we stop these purile puns. This is a serious forum, it's no place for toilet humour.

Take A Dump And Win A Hundred Grand

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