Take A Dump And Win A Hundred Grand

[Robert]

Please give the police something to go on :

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7531297/CCTV-shows-van-fleeing-theft-5m-solid-gold-toilet-Blenheim-Palace.html

[Sam Flynn]

Let's hope they can close the lid on this as soon as possible.

[mpriestnall]

Let's hope they can close the lid on this as soon as possible.

No doubt, leaving them flushed with success.

[Yabs]

Hopefully the culprit will get dropped in it by a stool pigeon

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Do you reckon the thieves took the copy of AutoTrader that was next to it?

[Robert]

If the thieves are caught, they may find themselves up before the Master of the Rolls.

[c.d.]

Security on this seems pretty lax. It looks like the police were caught with their pants down. Hope they can get to the bottom of this.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Word just in that the police received a tip saying the thieves were headed for sh*t creek.

c.d.

[Yabs]

I don’t want to get bogged down with this topic, but I have heard that the authorities are going to question everyone, starting with all the number one suspects, then move on to the number two’s.
I recon that with enough press coverage, the culprit could become public enema no 1.

I’ll report back if I’m privy to any more information.

[Robert]

The case is driving the police round the bend. The crooks are still on the run, and Inspector P Lunger curses the day the business plopped onto his desk.

[Sam Flynn]

Inspector P Lunger curses the day the business plopped onto his desk.

A practical police officer, he had a reputation for getting his hands dirty, but there were limits. This definitely wasn't the jobbie signed up to do.

[Robert]

So he resigned. This meant that his post was vacant and accordingly another Inspector was engaged in loo, specially seconded from WC Division. The new Inspector - named Johnny Upright from his habit of leaving the seat up - ordered a nationwide police survey of public conveniences, and more coppers were inserted into toilet doors than ever before. But still no sign of the Golden One.

[Robert]

STOP PRESS

Johnny Upright rumoured to have fitted up one Private Charles Godfrey.

[Yabs]

So he resigned. This meant that his post was vacant and accordingly another Inspector was engaged in loo, specially seconded from WC Division. The new Inspector - named Johnny Upright from his habit of leaving the seat up - ordered a nationwide police survey of public conveniences, and more coppers were inserted into toilet doors than ever before. But still no sign of the Golden One.

All this dirty business regarding the ex inspector is driving the police potty, although the chief of police is confident the new inspector can unravel this tissue of lies.
Let’s hope he has everything his ex lacks.

[c.d.]

The police are doing their best but resent that the press has decided to make a big stink about what took place.

c.d.