Tennessee Lawmakers Say Kissing and Holding Hands Are "Gateway Sexual Activities"

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http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/the-daily-dose-blog-post?post=fd7d5ca9-968a-445a-90a3-2950de998073&_nwpt=1

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[Tom_Wescott]

Damn straight they are, if you know how to pick your girls. Otherwise, they're just gateways to an expensive dinner and a set of blue boys. Sounds like them Tennessee lawmakers know how to get their game on.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[Hunter]

Damn!

And I just thought sharin' a six pack and bringin' a jar of Vaseline was a gateway sexual activity.

Round these parts a girl's ready when she's a willin' ta swap snuff with ya.

[The Grave Maurice]

Makes me wish that the parents of the Tennessee lawmakers had never held hands.

[Tom_Wescott]

LOL. A good one as usual, Grave.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

P.S. We must be neighbors, Hunter!

[Errata]

Sometimes I despair of this place. I guess that means no more proms.

[Robert]

I guess Kosminski must have spent a lot of time holding his own hand.

[mariab]

And I just thought sharin' a six pack and bringin' a jar of Vaseline was a gateway sexual activity.
Round these parts a girl's ready when she's a willin' ta swap snuff with ya.

And I just thought that Cris was more familiar with venison, horses, taxidermy, and catchin' fish then lettin' it go than with females.
Round these parts (in continental Europe) a girl's ready when she's a willin' ta swap eye contact with ya. Nobody gets anything blue over here. (Well, maybe the face.)

I guess Kosminski must have spent a lot of time holding his own hand.

Lol.

PS.: Holding hands is kinda lame.

[Hunter]

And I just thought that Cris was more familiar with venison, horses, taxidermy, and catchin' fish then lettin' it go than with females.

Maria,

A fishin' trip can be a good ploy if ya play it right. No one would ever suspect... 'specially dealin' with country girls.
See, round these parts they's only two things that smell like fish...
And one of 'em is fish.

[mariab]

Well I've stopped fishing since I was a teen, but will do it again if necessary and I still eat all the fish in the world, which I know is lots of hypocrisy.

See, round these parts they's only two things that smell like fish... And one of 'em is fish.

I totally knew you'd say that. One of your standard jokes.

[Magpie]

I wonder if this means that mittens would be considered birth control in Tennessee

[John Wheat]

So according to these buffoons if a child holds a parents hand it's a 'gateway sexual activity'?

[Barnaby]

This is the same logic used in the marijuana debate.

The VAST majority of people who have had sex have first kissed!

[Robert]

Should we not ban sitting on chairs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Z1QGpTZSo