Italian Man, 99, Divorcing Wife of 77 Years Over 60-Year-Old Affair

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/italian-man-99-divorcing-wife-of-77-years-over-60-year-old-affair/

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[The Grave Maurice]

The last I heard, they had decided to stay together for the sake of the children.

[Robert]

So who will get custody of the commode?

[lynn cates]

libido

Hello CD, Maurice, Robert. This all reminds me of the seventy year old who went to the doctor for "sexual difficulties" (a cooling libidinal urge).

Said the doctor: "Sir, that's not uncommon for your age group."

Replied the man, "Indeed, but this has NEVER happened before!"

"Very well. When did you first notice this difficulty?"

"Last night--and again this morning."

Cheers.
LC

[Robert]

Hi Lynn

Well, they say as a man gets older his libido drops off.

Fortunately they can now sew it back on.

[DVV]

I hate this thread. More than 3 years and still not divorced and each letter from the lawyer is 500 euros, which means : no less than 12 bottles of Ardbeg 10 years.
Mariez-vous, les jeunes.