Queen Elizabeth Mooned by Construction Worker

[c.d.]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/queen-elizabeth-II/8845431/Queen-mooned-by-construction-worker-in-Brisbane.html

c.d.

[Adam Went]

Don't know why that would be offensive. It's a form of friendly greeting down here!*

Cheers,
Adam.

*Not necessarily accurate.

[Phil H]

Ah! A wise crack!

Phil

[Garza]

Typical Aussies lol.

[Fleetwood Mac]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-Brisbane.html

c.d.

Outrageous.

Bearing your arse at a defenceless, unassuming old woman; or the figurehead of a tyrannical regime depending upon point of view.

The fella must be of Scottish descent. They tend to go in for that sort of thing up there, too.

There's only one thing for it: send the army in; any waverers will be shot.

[Robert]

And all this is before she meets Sir Les Patterson.

[Limehouse]

Ahhh, bless her, look at her, her eyes are really lighting up. Bet that was the highlight of her tour!

[Adam Went]

Typical Aussies, Garza?!

Not quite. The bloke didn't have a pet kangaroo with him at the time.

Cheers,
Adam.

[caz]

I think Queenie has had to face a few arses in her time so she'll get over this one. In fact, she was heard to say "He can get knighted".

At least I think that was what she said.

Love,

Caz
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[Archaic]

"Liam Warriner, aged 22, allegedly ran for about 50 yards alongside the royal motorcade with an Australian flag wedged between his buttocks, before he was apprehended by police." (Telegraph)

I'm kind of impressed that he could run for 150 feet without dropping the flag.

That's real Aussie spirit for you!

Cheers,
Archaic

[Mads]

getting caught must of been a real bummer............
(sorry about the lame joke )

[sdreid]

I'm kind of impressed that he could run for 150 feet without dropping the flag.

It depends on where the flagpole was.

She was probably disappointed that he didn't show her his dingo.

[Stephen Thomas]

"Liam Warriner, aged 22, allegedly ran for about 50 yards alongside the royal motorcade with an Australian flag wedged between his buttocks, before he was apprehended by police." (Telegraph)

I'm kind of impressed that he could run for 150 feet without dropping the flag.

That's real Aussie spirit for you!

Now there's a CLENCH if ever I saw one.