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  • Mayerling
    Superintendent
    • Feb 2008
    • 2762

    #46
    "You're bloody impatient - who's getting hanged here today?!"
    Charles Peace, 1879 - He had been using the privy, and had seemed to be taking too long.

    "After you Monsieur Alphonse!
    No after you Monsieur Gaston!"
    From an early 20th Century comic strip.

    "Notary sojac."
    One of several odd comments that popped up in the comic strip SMOKY STOVER again and again. Another one was the word "Foo".

    "We have met the enemy and they is us!"
    From Walt Kelly's POGO in the early 1950s (during the McCarthy period).

    "I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself."
    Mark Twain.

    "He thought it a crow, but it turned out to be
    A monk of Saint Benedict's croaking a text.
    "He's one of an order of cooks," said he,
    "Black friars in this world, fried blanck in the next!!""
    "The Devil on Earth, 1712"
    Actually the great Ambrose Bierce, THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY, under the definition of "Benedictines".

    Heckler: "I would vote for the Devil rather than you!'
    Disraeli: "I see. Then I can count on your support if your friend does not run?"

    General John Pope - Union General in the Civil War - liked to sign his orders,
    "General Pope, headquarters in the saddle!" Lincoln looking at this and judging at the mess of Pope's total defeat at Second Manassas/Second Bull Run at the hands of Lee and Jackson said, "That's the problem, Pope's headquarters are where his hindquarters should be!"

    Jeff

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    • DVV
      Suspended
      • Apr 2008
      • 6014

      #47
      "I've never told the truth so I can never tell a lie" - Tom Waits

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      • Rubyretro
        Chief Inspector
        • Mar 2010
        • 1906

        #48
        "you think too much ! -that's because there's work that you don't want to do..."

        Lou Reed quoting Andy Warhol on 'Songs for Drella'
        http://youtu.be/GcBr3rosvNQ

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        • Robert
          Commissioner
          • Feb 2008
          • 5163

          #49
          "You've had too much to think." (Captain Beefheart)

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          • K-453
            Detective
            • Aug 2011
            • 210

            #50
            Simple minds have opinions. Complicated ones have doubts.

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            • Rubyretro
              Chief Inspector
              • Mar 2010
              • 1906

              #51
              Originally posted by K-453 View Post
              Simple minds have opinions. Complicated ones have doubts.
              I love it. Who originally made the comment ?
              http://youtu.be/GcBr3rosvNQ

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              • DVV
                Suspended
                • Apr 2008
                • 6014

                #52
                "Je boirai du lait quand les vaches mangeront du raisin"

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                • Rubyretro
                  Chief Inspector
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 1906

                  #53
                  [QUOTE]
                  Originally posted by DVV View Post
                  "Je boirai du lait quand les vaches mangeront du raisin"[/QUOTE
                  ]

                  Je boirai du lait quand les vaches auront raison.
                  Last edited by Rubyretro; 11-25-2011, 04:12 PM.
                  http://youtu.be/GcBr3rosvNQ

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                  • K-453
                    Detective
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 210

                    #54
                    @ Rubyretro: me.


                    A wife is a good excuse to leave a mistress.

                    Don't bite the hand that hits you.

                    Some people are listened to before they say anything.

                    Intelligence, cleverness and wisdom:
                    Intelligence helps you to obtain cigarettes.
                    Cleverness helps you to justify smoking.
                    Wisdom keeps you from smoking.

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                    • Robert
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 5163

                      #55
                      (While being beaten up) "I appear to have offended you gentlemen." (Quentin Crisp)

                      "...lovely sky, high enough for me to stand up" (Spike Milligan)

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