Girls, help me out with some advice

[The Good Michael]

It's like this: Currently I'm a multi-class half-ogre mage/fighter/plumber. I'm trying to get the attention of one of my D&D game mates, a girl named Zelda, and I want to know if my plan might work. I'm thinking about casting the spell of Morphing Mama on her quadroon half-Hobbit cage fighter named Kip. My hope is that I can turn her into like, a rock or something and if she promises to go out with me, I will change Kip back. The dilemma is this: Should I change her back before or after the date? If I do it before, maybe it will show I'm a nice guy even though I manipulated her in the first place. If I change her back after, well that's a sure date because she's at 31st level and a 31st level rock isn't fun to play. What should I do? Also, should we just have snacks in the basement during gaming as the first date, or should we go to the comic store on the corner?

Thanks in advance,

Mike

[Rubyretro]

What is the point of a post like that, Mike ?

Sniping for the sake of sniping ?

[Chris]

It's like this: Currently I'm a multi-class half-ogre mage/fighter/plumber.

You're a plumber? Could you do a small job in South London?

[The Good Michael]

Chris,

My CHARACTER is a plumber. I just said, "I'm a plumber," because that's how we talk about our game personae. Anyway, I think you're mocking me, and I came here for advice.

Mike

[Derrick]

Chris,

My CHARACTER is a plumber. I just said, "I'm a plumber," because that's how we talk about our game personae. Anyway, I think you're mocking me, and I came here for advice.

Mike

For God's sake don't tell her your in Kazakwhereeither, whatever you do for a living!

[Jenni Shelden]

Michael, if i were you I should give up. A plumber is not nearly hip enough for a girl with a cool name like Zelda. Plus who makes their avatar a plumber anyway. it just sends out bad vibes.

Jenni

ps how do you know Zelda isnt really a robot monkey in disguise pretending to be a woman. Think about it.

[c.d.]

Actually Mike the term is "woman" or "women" not "girls." Remember that. It should help you go along way with the chics.

c.d.

[The Good Michael]

CD,

Some of the older women on this site prefer being called 'girls'. Trust me on this. I've slept with many of them.

Jen,

She isn't a robot monkey. She prefers the term 'lesser ape'.

PC Mike

[Natalie Severn]

CD,

Some of the older women on this site prefer being called 'girls'. Trust me on this. I've slept with many of them.

When was this The Good Michael....in the 1930"s?

[The Good Michael]

When was this The Good Michael....in the 1930"s?

Nats,

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Mike

[Natalie Severn]

Nats,

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Mike

Fair enough babe!

[mariab]

Nice parody of the Females, help me out with some advice thread, Toppy.
Best regards,
Zelda Fidzgerald

[The Good Michael]

Parody? 'swounds! Thou dost not mocketh me, dost thou?

Mikespeare

[mariab]

If it's not parody, it's plagiarism, and you should pay a fee to Chainzcooper/Jordan.

[ChainzCooper]

If it's not parody, it's plagiarism, and you should pay a fee to Chainzcooper/Jordan.

Its all good, nothing i'm worried about
Jordan