Females help me out with some advice

[Monty]

Hi Monty,

Yes, it's true, you Brits owned our asses at one time. But then you started to forget the little things. Things like bringing us flowers for no reason just because you wanted to. Or perhaps a phone call in the middle of the day just to say you missed us. And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

It took you a while to catch on that it was over. Still, we do like to come over their and take your Oscars.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Hi Monty,
And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

everybody needs cuddling, a loooooooooooooooot of it!

[c.d.]

I think you'll find Americans speak English Tom, comes from when we owned your asses and before you started whinging about it.

Monty

Hi Monty,

Yes, it's true, you Brits owned our asses at one time. But then you started to forget the little things. Things like bringing us flowers for no reason just because you wanted to. Or perhaps a phone call in the middle of the day just to say you missed us. And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

Youre too nice Sister

Monty

damn! i was expecting the "he likes them with more hairs" answer!

[Monty]

Youre too nice Sister

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

There will be no fear of that Sister, I somehow think you arent his type.

Monty

what would his type be anyway?

[DVV]

I agree with you, GM! I always knew David was a good guy, so I'm very pleased to hear that he has finally achieved Sainthood.

It's pretty cool that they even gave him his own day.

Holiday pay for everybody!

Félicitations,
Archaic

Spare my blushes, Bunny !

[Monty]

yeah but wishing me to end up together with Tom IS mean!

There will be no fear of that Sister, I somehow think you arent his type.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Sweet sweet love.

yeah but wishing me to end up together with Tom IS mean!

[The Good Michael]

I had another personal issue to ask advice about, but the salve seems to have cleared it up.

Mike

[Monty]

Sweet sweet love.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Good luck with the Sista - you never know maybe you will be lucky and she will be a survivor of a bad accident which removed all the brain cells dealing with male selection and the good sense associated with making the right choices eh?
Jen

wow easy!!! why do you wish me such terrible things?

[Sister Hyde]

vraiment?

Je vois que ta réputation te précède David ahahahah

[Sister Hyde]

I taste much better as a midnight snack. Sometime back I was forced to put Babybird in her place and in doing so intentionally pushed her 'sexist' button. Tends to work with victim types as you probably know. Unlike myself, Babybird prefers to nurse grudges. I on the other hand like to grudge nurses. And for the record, I have nothing against women...I think every man should own at least one. Now where's that coffee?

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

P.S. And please, speak American.

well; that works too i usually get hungry from "reefering" around this time.

[mariab]

Welcome to the Forums edition of Dear Abby. What next, marriage counselling on the boards?

That's what I said.

I've been eating at this restaurant since it opened in 2008 regularly and am good friends with the owner. I even went to his house one Christmas instead of having one with my family if that tells you anything. Heck, I probably kept him in business the first year or two because I have spent so much money there (haha). So me (as well as my parents) being there predates her by a few years, sorry.

Sounds cool with that restaurant. What I meant is, it's best to keep your family away from your dating. (Unless you're Italian, or, sometimes, Jewish.)
Whatever you do Chainz, don't ask her out in a too intense way. Less is more in the beginning, and you don't wanna come off all stalker-like.
I'm sure she'll like your flowers, very few women don't (I don't, but that's completely atypical and irrelevant).
By the by, I've just realized that in my case there's been a significant amount of flirting/flings (including one serious relationship) and some really nice friendships initiated by a waiter/bartender or when I was waitressing myself. I guess it goes with the territory. And I assure you that it's much trickier for a waiter to ask a female customer out without him endangering his job situation.