Females help me out with some advice

[Monty]

yeah but... "barely" human??? doesn't sound very comforting.

Comforting Sister? Now where's the fun in that?

Monty

[ChainzCooper]

That's what I said.


Sounds cool with that restaurant. What I meant is, it's best to keep your family away from your dating. (Unless you're Italian, or, sometimes, Jewish.)
Whatever you do Chainz, don't ask her out in a too intense way. Less is more in the beginning, and you don't wanna come off all stalker-like.
I'm sure she'll like your flowers, very few women don't (I don't, but that's completely atypical and irrelevant).
By the by, I've just realized that in my case there's been a significant amount of flirting/flings (including one serious relationship) and some really nice friendships initiated by a waiter/bartender or when I was waitressing myself. I guess it goes with the territory. And I assure you that it's much trickier for a waiter to ask a female customer out without him endangering his job situation.

Thanks for the advice and kind words Maria. I'm definitely going to be low key about this and not be too direct, at least at first. Its been a pleasure chatting with you and others about this.
Jordan

[Sister Hyde]

yeah but... "barely" human??? doesn't sound very comforting.

[Monty]

I'm not Tom.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

well that's very reassuring. but i will let your imagination work i don't wanna spoil your "chubacca-bearded lady" picture. then i can still walk anywhere in England anonymous.

[Monty]

Barely.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

is it human?

[Monty]

there's always a first time.. you'll get used to it. are you seeing me as a big truck driving dyke or something?

No, I'm picturing you as something quite different.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

I rarely am.

Monty

there's always a first time.. you'll get used to it. are you seeing me as a big truck driving dyke or something?

[Monty]

you'd be very surprised

I rarely am.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

That means they are worse than all others. Am I the only one who caught that? It's just not true. The English are at least as funny as the Danes and can be as gloomy as the Brazilians when they want to be.

Mike

sorry but to me, englishmen have made all the funniest series and comedy-dramas there are!

[The Good Michael]

if there is ONE thing englishmen do better than no one else, it's definitely humor and gloomy dramas (most of the time it goes together)!!!

That means they are worse than all others. Am I the only one who caught that? It's just not true. The English are at least as funny as the Danes and can be as gloomy as the Brazilians when they want to be.

Mike

[Sister Hyde]

Ahh, but you'd still come into the equation.

Monty

you'd be very surprised

[Sister Hyde]

It took you a while to catch on that it was over. Still, we do like to come over their and take your Oscars.

Monty

if there is ONE thing englishmen do better than no one else, it's definitely humor and gloomy dramas (most of the time it goes together)!!!

[Monty]

damn! i was expecting the "he likes them with more hairs" answer!

Ahh, but you'd still come into the equation.

Monty