Females help me out with some advice

[ChainzCooper]

Hey Cuervo,
Yeah I took my parents to eat there tonight and being the good son paid for everything. My Mom told her I was buying and am a sweet guy. She agreed and said to my Mom Yeah he is. So thats good. I think shes interested but nervous about going out with me solo, so I need to brainstorm on something or wait just a little longer. I've asked her out a few times and gave her my number. So shes texting me ocassionally. Shes really smokin' more than Frazier haha but I'll continue to keep you guys posted
Jordan

[Cuervo]

Hi Jordan,
Sometimes we can notice if there is some flirting or interest from her side. If you feel this, aske her out for a drink straight away. If ypu donīt feel this, my advise is not to rush into it and explore the situation a bit more trying to engage in some conversation. Show your interest for her things, problems and everykind of stuff.
Hope everything goes well

[corey123]

Jordan,

I was kidding, don't worry. Best wishes for you two

[ChainzCooper]

Adam,

A youth ripperologist conference? Actually sounds fun though it would probably just be myself, you, and Justin, and perhaps Jordan doing what we young people do, stupid stuff

Sounds fun mate, when, where, and when?

Jordan,

I hope for your sake she isn't pregnant

Shes not pregnant! Yeesh
Jordan

[corey123]

Adam,

A youth ripperologist conference? Actually sounds fun though it would probably just be myself, you, and Justin, and perhaps Jordan doing what we young people do, stupid stuff

Sounds fun mate, when, where, and when?

Jordan,

I hope for your sake she isn't pregnant

[ChainzCooper]

Wow, The Great Stewart Evans is commenting on my dumb thread. This is a good sign of things to come thanks Stewart
Jordan

[ChainzCooper]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

hahahaha man thats hilarious
Jordan

[Sister Hyde]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

sorry!

[The Good Michael]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

[Monty]

I see that as a compliment Stewart, thank you.

There's only, what?, 5 years difference between us anyway.

Monty

[Stewart P Evans]

Let's Face It...

Let's face it Neil, you're just another 'old fart' like me...well maybe not quite so old as me.

[Monty]

As the majority of my close female relatives are dead, I assume you are into necrophilia.

Unless you wish to insert my brothers name, which is fine with me. Not so sure my brother will take it well though. Still, we'll find out upon his release, once his 5 years for GBH is up.

Monty

[Adam Went]

Monty:

And seeing as you were begging Jordan to set you up with her mate I don't think you hold what it takes to advise on this subject....or cricket, Jack....

I've got no idea what you're babbling on about here. And if i'm honest, I don't think you do either.

Why don't you ask your (insert close female relative here) why i'm qualified to comment on love lives?

Cheers,
Adam.

[Monty]

Adam,

If I recall she posted here (with her Mum chaperoning I add) when she was 14 or so, it could have actually been around then.

And seeing as you were begging Jordan to set you up with her mate I don't think you hold what it takes to advise on this subject....or cricket, Jack....

Monty

[Adam Went]

Monty:

If she was younger than 16 years and 2 months at the time, then once again, the mantle is gladly hers.

Maybe we need to have a Youth Ripperologist Conference, film ourselves playing game consoles and watching cartoons and then send it to Tom Wescott and a few others just to annoy them.

Chainz:

Just don't over-analyse too much, that's how you might find yourself too nervous to even speak to her at all. Show that you have the confidence to continue to approach her even if you are actually shatting yourself.

Cheers,
Adam.