Females help me out with some advice

[Sister Hyde]

Monty,

Use a flintlock and say it was a reenactor's accident. I'm a witness.

Chainz,


I think I've solved the problem. This always works for Tom Wescott.

Mike

(Don't believe me)

uuuh then i guess all the users of this board are accomplices

ok Jordan, mike is right, don't believe him what works for Tom surely won't work there since you've already acknoledged that you have the hots for her

[The Good Michael]

Monty,

Use a flintlock and say it was a reenactor's accident. I'm a witness.

Chainz,

I have the best idea ever. Tell her that you are gay and she is the only one who knows. Tell her how good it feels to get that off your chest. Then you start wearing designer stuff and get your hair frosted and styled. Become more fashionable than she is. She will want to hang out with you and somewhere down the line she will say something like, "Have you ever been with a girl?" In shock you will answer, "Of course not. How could you ask that? I am gay." She will apoligize, but some day she will do it again and then she will suggest, "You know I understand what's going on with you, but we are best friends. If you wanted to just try a girl, you know I'm there for you." You will make little objections and then she will, like a good salesperson, nullify your objections until you are both in throes of passionate lovemaking.

The down side to this is if she becomes pregant. It's difficult, especially in rural areas for a gay man and a straight woman to raise a child together.

I think I've solved the problem. This always works for Tom Wescott.

Mike

(Don't believe me)

[Sister Hyde]

what was that gun loading sound?

[Monty]

Monty:

Get back to me in 5 or 6 years time about that, yeah?

Corey:

Maybe we need to start a Youth Ripperologist recruitment drive then?

Cheers,
Adam.

Last time the warning was friendly.

This time its equally as warm.

Next time it won't be Adam.

Like I say, a path best steered clear of.

Monty

[Archaic]

I prefer your version, Jordan. Your world seems to turn when you're with this girl.

Good luck,
Archaic

[ChainzCooper]

Oh my mistake its As the World Turns. Well I'll call my soap opera When the World Turns anyways haha
Jordan

[Archaic]

Don't Touch That Dial!

tune in for my next episode of when the world turns on Casebook
Jordan

Hi Jordan. Glad to hear that things are going so well for you.

I quite enjoyed your variant on the old soap opera title 'As the World Turns.'

'When The World Turns' really does seems more appropriate to young love!

Best regards,
Archaic

[ChainzCooper]

Well went to eat with the family tonight. She finally met my sister which is cool. Oh, when I got there I put my arm around her and she didn't pull away but reached back and gave me a hug so maybe we're getting there. I guess I'll text her tomorrow, tune in for my next episode of when the world turns on Casebook
Jordan

[celee]

Okay, I am here, I can not believe this thread has gone on for this long and I can not believe that Jen thinks that Tom is the sexiest man on the boards. What about me, Jen? : )

First thing. I was looking at your public profile and I see that you are from North Carolina. In my travels I have found that the people from your area are the nicest people. The women are great. So, I am sure this girl is the bomb.

I hope you have asked her out by now. (I was reading the thread and I was heart broken when I read Bird's post. So, I quit reading.) If you have not aked her out shame on you.

I bet she knows you like her and women are great at giving signals. If she is interested in you she will let you know when the time is right. That is my advice for the shy guy who might be afraid of rejection. My advice for the player aka Dog, Just ask her out. What do you have to lose, even if she turns you down? I have been rejected by women only to go out with them later. Once a woman knows you like her it is a different ball game. They are soft hearted creatures. Now I am not suggesting you stalk her sometimes no means no! She will make that clear, if that is the case. but if she turns you down it is not a reflection on you. Do not get upset or feel rejected. Do not get mad at her Remain friends and sometimes things work out if they are ment to be.

Just dont give her flowers too soon!

Your friend,
Brad

[Adam Went]

Monty:

Get back to me in 5 or 6 years time about that, yeah?

Corey:

Maybe we need to start a Youth Ripperologist recruitment drive then?

Cheers,
Adam.

[ChainzCooper]

Hi Jordan,
She looks very shy and unsecure (maybe bad expereinces before). Keep patient so she can trust you the way she knows you better.
Gud luck
If she is interested you have lots of the road run already.

She is shy but as far as being insecure I don't think so. She shouldn't be insecure regardless she is beautiful and has a lot going for her. She pays her own way for school even though her father offered to pay it for her. I like that- that is hot
Jordan

[corey123]

Hey Adam,

Sounds a good idea, though if it Jordan and no others come, it will be myself, Justin, and you.

[Cuervo]

Hi Jordan,
She looks very shy and unsecure (maybe bad expereinces before). Keep patient so she can trust you the way she knows you better.
Gud luck
If she is interested you have lots of the road run already.

[Monty]

Yeah, a daughter......she is 13.

You really don't want to go down that road......son.

Monty

[Adam Went]

Monty:

Oh, no daughters eh? That's unfortunate. Was rather looking forward to being able to call you "Dad"...

Corey:

Perhaps we could have the youth conference right after we show the old fogies who's boss at that cricket match?

Jordan:

Seems to me like she's playing hard to get. So why not return the favour? If she's genuinely interested she'll be quick to show it then....no use just waiting for something to happen!

Cheers,
Adam.