End of the World to Begin May 21, 2011

[Sally]

Bugger I've been asleep - did I miss it?

Bob

I'm afraid so - this time. Nothing much happened, mind you. Some athiest pet hotels made a fortune out of the gullibly deluded, I believe, and that was about as exciting as it got.

The next one's in October, if you're interested?

[Bob Hinton]

End of the World

Bugger I've been asleep - did I miss it?

[Chris]

we here in the american south like to call it a "rolling apocalypse" caused by the almighty trying to keep too many souls online at one time.

Of course! How could it be otherwise in 2011?

"We will be rolling out the End of the World over a five-month period."

[Errata]

we here in the american south like to call it a "rolling apocalypse" caused by the almighty trying to keep too many souls online at one time. It's really very similar to your average road repaving. Tear it up, wait for more money, repair it, wait for more money, resurface. Essentially we're being gathered in small groups every few months due to the complexities of the average modern soul-sorting, and because of a strain on cosmic resources. But don't worry. We will get to you. Your business is important to us.

[Sally]

'The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means'?

[Robert]

Mr Camping, a man whose terminus isn't a terminus.

[Sally]

'To lose one Apocalypse, Mr Camping, may be considered a misfortune.
To lose two may be considered to be carelessness...'

[Robert]

You'll have to wait longer than that because it will be revised forward again come the 22nd.

[Sally]

I can't believe we have to wait until the 21st October for the End of the World now. That's ages.

[Sister Hyde]

well maybe your dog can carry you duffle bag, and then you lay the dog across your shoulders. I'm putting my cat in charge of my son, good old tursty norwegian forest cats are awesome with kids, and since she's pretty big she can be her poney.

note to self : avoid wearing shorts in case of horse riding

[Celesta]

[does the dog stay still if you lay him on top of your shoulders?? I know that's what I would do with my cat] by Sister Hyde.

Not for long, Sister Hyde. I need a duffle bag!

Hey Celesta, any luck?

You might need to try a few Origami techniques to make her tail fit.

My critters have a combined weight of 2,150 lbs, so the backpack option is out.

But I have a 'Fiery Red Horse' and a 'Black Horse', so maybe we can pretend to be Two Horsemen of the Apocalypse waiting for our cue and sneak in that way?

-Archaic

PS: I kind of like the idea of a 'Horse of the Apocalypse' being named "Pokey".

I don't have to ride side-saddle, do I? Sister Hyde and her cat can ride with me and my dog. My dog likes cats.

[Sister Hyde]

does the dog stay still if you lay him on top of your shoulders?? I know that's what I would do with my cat

[Archaic]

Hey Celesta, any luck?

You might need to try a few Origami techniques to make her tail fit.

My critters have a combined weight of 2,150 lbs, so the backpack option is out.

But I have a 'Fiery Red Horse' and a 'Black Horse', so maybe we can pretend to be Two Horsemen of the Apocalypse waiting for our cue and sneak in that way?

-Archaic

PS: I kind of like the idea of a 'Horse of the Apocalypse' being named "Pokey".

[Celesta]

Archie,

I was trying to figure out how to fold a 60lb Black Lab into a backpack.

[Archaic]

I feel sorry for those people too, Adam.

I wonder where the idea comes from that no animals get Raptured? What about heroic Rescue Dogs, shouldn't they have a chance? I can't even conceive of a Heaven that doesn't have any animals. Sounds like a bum rap(ture) to me.

Hmmm, I wonder if any rapture-believers planned to try to sneak their little dogs up into Heaven just like they sneak them onto airlines, in cute conceal-a-doggie-luggage??

Damn, I bet I could have designed and sold exclusive Rapture Pet-Luggage if I'd only thought of it before the End of the World!

Sigh.
Archaic