Let it be revisited

[Phil Carter]

Hello all,

This is just a bit of relaxed fun, with no harm intended. I wonder if Mr McCartney could do this on stage one day...
Stage right, the piano....

Le Grandy (Let it be)

When you find yourself in times of boredom, Examiner, it writes to thee,
Printing words of wish-dom,"Le Grandy"..

A bark without a bite, yes...Not a sighting of this man, you see,
Whilst reading words of wish-dom, "Le Grandy"..

"Le Grandy", "Le Grandy",
"Le Grandy", "Le Grandy"..
This suspect's not the answer,
"Le Grandy"

Some experts come together, and after many words, they don't agree
That this man is the answer, "Le Grandy"

Though it may seem heartless, there's not a chance in hell they will agree
With these great words of wish-dom, "Le Grandy"

"Le Grandy", "Le Grandy",
"Le Grandy", "Le Grandy"..
This suspect's not the answer,
"Le Grandy".

Though Berner Street is rowdy and there's calling card that Packer sees
He'll change his mind tomorrow... Matthew P

So, wake up to another theory, rub your eyes and you will see,
Those written words of wish-om, "Le Grandy".

"Le Grandy", "Le Grandy",
"Le Grandy", "Le Grand..
This suspect's not the answer,
"Le Grandy".


..............................

As said, just a bit of harmless fun, nothing personal and no harm intended.

very best wishes to all

Phil

[Adam Went]

"Imagine there's no Le Grandy....
It's easy if you try..."

Oh, sorry, wrong song.
Very impressive Phil, you may have yourself a new songwriting career out of this yet.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Robert]

Yes, a fun thread, Phil - why not?

Le Grand lived to a very ripe old age and in 1970 scored a Christmas number one - you may remember it?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsd/dunn.html

I've been sitting here all day - thinking
Monty Druitt went his way - sinking
Kidneys cut in half
Lizzie Stride she made me laugh
Silently falling about

Le Grandad, Le Grandad, you're lovely
That's what we all think of you

Packages tied up with string - stinking
Poor old Lusk he dropped the thing - blinking
Bowels and hops and spinning cops
Penny Dreadfuls, dollymops
Comic mutts from Mr Brough

Le Grandad, Le Grandad, you're lovely
That's what we all think of you


BTW, it's not true that a penny farthing was found at Annie Chapman's feet.

[Phil Carter]

Hello Adam, Robert,

Yes, a bit of fun..
I admit to prefering this one of mine though, from yonks ago though.. it took ages!
Post No.19 http://forum.casebook.org/showthread.php?t=1867&page=2
best wishes

Phil

[Robert]

Ha! There was a serious risk when you started that the case would be solved before you ended!

[Phil Carter]

Hello Robert,

Now would I do a thing like that...! ;-)

best wishes

Phil

[lynn cates]

cheers

Hello Phil and Robert. Well it seems that, like Aaron Kosminski, you have the situation well in hand.

Cheers. lads.
LC

[Robert]

Hmmm....Aaron was a hairdresser.

"Hallo Aaron, is that Brylcream on your hands or are you just pleased to see me?"

[Phil Carter]

Robert,

I won't go into the "Brylcream Bounce" thing..hahaha!

best wishes

Phil

[lynn cates]

daub

Hello Robert and Phil. Tsk! A little daub'll do ya!

Cheers.
LC

[Roy Corduroy]

Sung to the tune of THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

To catch the uncatchable foe
To cuff the uncuffable Joe
Who does the unspeakable horrors
The one whom we seek hi and lo

But first we need help of a sort
A dick who can give us a start
A man with a sense of direction
Or else all our efforts are naught

Charles LeGrand
He is that man
He'll track the Ripper
All over the land

Then when he's found
The perp run to ground
We toast LeGrandy
And I'll buy a round

[Phil Carter]

Hello Roy,

Nice one.. vey inventive!

best wishes

Phil