Welcome To The Asylum

[caz]

Nats, if they lock me away I'll bang my knee and get out on the compassion dodge.

But why would you want to get out, Robert? I heard they pay for everything, give you tv and the internet, good food, comfy pillows and a bed of luxury for as long as you want it. Those who get out can only look forward to a miserable old age on the outside, struggling to survive on fresh air along with the rest of us.

Love,

Caz
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[Robert]

I might live longer though, Caz - the compassion dodge seems to impart a new lease of life.

[caz]

Indeed. Unlike the canny Scottish to be conned like that, isn't it?

Or was it a case of saving the pennies his ongoing treatment would have cost?

Love,

Caz
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[Robert]

It's not just the Scots, Caz.

I have come to the conclusion that with so many crooks claiming to have seen the light and to have met Jesus in jail, well, Jesus must actually be there and is performing Lazarus-like miracles. I would advise anyone in need of miraculous intervention to forget about Lourdes, just take a trip to one of Her Majesty's prisons.