Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Jokes from the Victorian Era

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Jokes from the Victorian Era

    What would be some jokes told at parties or gatherings during the 1880's?
    "You want to take revenge for my murdered sister? Sister would definitely have not ... we would not have wanted you to be like this."

    ~ Angelina Durless

  • #2
    Cheers,
    cappuccina

    "Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"

    Comment


    • #3
      Originally posted by cappuccina View Post
      Thanks for the link, I appreciate your help.
      But it wouldn't load for me.
      "You want to take revenge for my murdered sister? Sister would definitely have not ... we would not have wanted you to be like this."

      ~ Angelina Durless

      Comment


      • #4
        Q: Wot's the biggest mammal on earth and lives in a palace?
        A: The Prince of Whales.

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by The Grave Maurice View Post
          Q: Wot's the biggest mammal on earth and lives in a palace?
          A: The Prince of Whales.
          Haha, I like this one. Thanks, Maurice.

          Q: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?
          A: One is Maid of Orleans and one is Made of Wood.
          "You want to take revenge for my murdered sister? Sister would definitely have not ... we would not have wanted you to be like this."

          ~ Angelina Durless

          Comment


          • #6
            Victorian Jokes

            What I find frightening is how some comedians are still telling them! The one about filling the pepper shaker through the holes I heard not so long ago!

            Comment


            • #7
              Two drunk men on a train in London

              1st Man: Is this Wembley?

              2nd Man: No, it's Thursday

              1st Man: So am I, lets have another drink
              allisvanityandvexationofspirit

              Comment


              • #8
                haha cool
                "You want to take revenge for my murdered sister? Sister would definitely have not ... we would not have wanted you to be like this."

                ~ Angelina Durless

                Comment


                • #9
                  ABBERLINE : Still no luck with the Ripper, sir. He got away and showed us a clean pair of heels.

                  SWANSON : Look on the bright side, Abberline. We can now rule out a one-legged man.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Robert View Post
                    ABBERLINE : Still no luck with the Ripper, sir. He got away and showed us a clean pair of heels.

                    SWANSON : Look on the bright side, Abberline. We can now rule out a one-legged man.
                    Ho Ho Ho heeeee Good one Mr Q x
                    'Would you like to see my African curiosities?'

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Abberline addressing party of police constables about to take up their beats.

                      " Right I'm looking for a vicious criminal"

                      Anderson stage left:

                      "You find your own it took me ages to collect this lot"

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Here's a terrible one.

                        A hungry Sergeant Thicke

                        "Ah, You're just the man I'm looking for"

                        to the Pizer delivery man.

                        all the best

                        Observer

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Ha ha ha, thanks everyone.
                          I'll certainly make good use of these.
                          "You want to take revenge for my murdered sister? Sister would definitely have not ... we would not have wanted you to be like this."

                          ~ Angelina Durless

                          Comment

                          Working...
                          X