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Can't Get to the Western Wall to Pray? Just Hire Someone to Do It for You

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  • Can't Get to the Western Wall to Pray? Just Hire Someone to Do It for You

    40 days from November 6th is the 8th day of Chanukah! (Zos Chanukah) Don’t miss this 3rd and final Neilah – the time of miracles! […]


    c.d.

  • #2
    Yea why not, we pay people to do everything else nowadays
    G U T

    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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    • #3
      There once was a Hebrew so foxy
      That he totally shunned orthodoxy
      He made no effort at all
      To pray at the wall
      And sent someone else as a proxy
      Kind regards, Sam Flynn

      "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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      • #4
        Although I'm an agnostic Gentile I once made an effort to save money by going over there to pray in person. However, I found a big wall blocking the way, so admitted defeat and returned home.

        The following week I had to do Dr Munson's roses after all.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sam Flynn View Post
          There once was a Hebrew so foxy
          That he totally shunned orthodoxy
          He made no effort at all
          To pray at the wall
          And sent someone else as a proxy
          You're wasted here.

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          • #6
            You have to wonder what's next if we continue to follow down this road? How far can it be before someone offers to engage in solitary vices for those who have no time to do so.

            c.d.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by c.d. View Post
              You have to wonder what's next if we continue to follow down this road? How far can it be before someone offers to engage in solitary vices for those who have no time to do so.

              c.d.
              Sounds like a way to make a living
              G U T

              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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              • #8
                I could have been a contender.

                Regards

                AK

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