American Televangelists: God Says We Need Another Private Jet

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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6578

    #16
    Originally posted by Harry D View Post
    What does God need with a private jet?
    Well if it was a commercial flight there is always the chance that he could be bumped from the flight or miss a connecting flight.

    c.d.

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    • Joshua Rogan
      Assistant Commissioner
      • Jul 2015
      • 3205

      #17
      So one of these nights and about twelve o'clock,
      This old world's goin' ta reel and rock.
      Saints will tremble and cry for pain,
      For the Lord's gonna come in his heavenly airplane.

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      • Steadmund Brand
        Sergeant
        • Jul 2010
        • 534

        #18
        Look.. I don't blame this guy...it worked once before.. why not try again.. if the "faithful" are that stupid...so be it...if they send him money for his toys, so what...I hate everything about people like him, but who am I to judge, if his followers want him to have a airplane then whatever, isn't religion wonderful.

        Steadmund Brand
        "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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        • Mayerling
          Superintendent
          • Feb 2008
          • 2762

          #19
          "Up, up, up through the air...
          Looping the loop with exceptional flair..."

          Perhaps like George Guneymer of World War I fame, the plane will go into the clouds ever higher, and never be seen again!

          They were simpler in the Old Testament. Elijah went to meet his maker in a chariot of fire.

          Jeff

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          • Robert
            Commissioner
            • Feb 2008
            • 5163

            #20
            They had very dodgy engines in those days.

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            • Joshua Rogan
              Assistant Commissioner
              • Jul 2015
              • 3205

              #21
              Perhaps he needs the plane so that he can slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God.

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              • caz
                Premium Member
                • Feb 2008
                • 10586

                #22
                Originally posted by Mayerling View Post
                "Up, up, up through the air...
                Looping the loop with exceptional flair..."

                Perhaps like George Guneymer of World War I fame, the plane will go into the clouds ever higher, and never be seen again!

                They were simpler in the Old Testament. Elijah went to meet his maker in a chariot of fire.

                Jeff
                Originally posted by Robert View Post
                They had very dodgy engines in those days.
                But then, Moses came down the mountain in his Triumph.
                "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                • Robert
                  Commissioner
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 5163

                  #23
                  By Solomon's time they were packing passengers into the planes like sardines, in smaller and smaller seats. Hence the baby business.

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                  • Mayerling
                    Superintendent
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 2762

                    #24
                    Originally posted by caz View Post
                    But then, Moses came down the mountain in his Triumph.
                    I'm surprised he didn't come down in his Morgan!
                    Jeff

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                    • FriedKidne
                      Cadet
                      • Jul 2021
                      • 24

                      #25
                      Frank Zappa really tore into these guys: check out "Broadway The Hard Way" (cd version) and his "Norwegian Wood trilogy".

                      At least Janis Joplin only asked the Lord for a Mercedes Benz, and that was her friends all drove Porsches.

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                      • Yabs
                        Detective
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 370

                        #26
                        I like Steppenwolf’s attitude to it all.
                        They’re not fussed what people are driving as long as they get their motor running.

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                        • DJA
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                          • May 2015
                          • 4700

                          #27
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                          • DJA
                            *
                            • May 2015
                            • 4700

                            #28
                            Originally posted by caz View Post



                            But then, Moses came down the mountain in his Triumph with a load of tablets.
                            FIFY

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