American Televangelists: God Says We Need Another Private Jet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QtO4Z2zH2Y

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[c.d.]

Be sure to watch the whole clip as they give their reasons for their "need."

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[GUT]

Well how else can they do the good lords work

[c.d.]

They mention Oral Roberts in this clip. The Amazing Randi interviewed a man who when he was a boy was employed by Roberts. He would go with him and his people from town to town when they had healing services. He told Randi that his job was to make his way to the stage on crutches and tell Roberts that he could not walk. Roberts would then "heal" him. After the service he would jump in a van and be taken to the next town and do his act all over again.

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[Harry D]

What does God need with a private jet?

[Ginger]

They mention Oral Roberts in this clip. The Amazing Randi interviewed a man who when he was a boy was employed by Roberts. He would go with him and his people from town to town when they had healing services. He told Randi that his job was to make his way to the stage on crutches and tell Roberts that he could not walk. Roberts would then "heal" him. After the service he would jump in a van and be taken to the next town and do his act all over again.

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To advocate for the Devil, if we accept that some sort of a placebo effect can heal people who believe strongly enough, then using a shill to prime the pump, as it were, isn't a dishonorable strategem.

Now whether it really was motivated by honest intentions is, of course, another matter.

[DirectorDave]

"Revereded" David Taylor, there is hours of this stuff....Just watching someone bareface lie, not quite getting the fact that no one believes him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxlS79Q3EXk

[Mayerling]

What does God need with a private jet?

Silly man, it is not for God's use - God hardly needs private jets. It is for people who have not died (or are never going to be in a state of grace) to use in a crisis to visit God!


Jeff

[Robert]

I'll get on to my friend Daedalus to see if he can make a plane for them.

[Joshua Rogan]

Nearer my God to thee.

[Herlock Sholmes]

~ “Blessed are the cheese makers.” ~

[Robert]

I'll ask my friend Sisyphus to organize a cheese rolling competition for them. That'll keep them occupied for a while.

[DirectorDave]

I'm glad they're getting something because they've had a hell of a time.

[DirectorDave]

What does God need with a private jet?

Bring the plane closer...

[Herlock Sholmes]

I'm glad they're getting something because they've had a hell of a time.