New Research Indicates Wives Benefit Health Wise from Farting Husbands

[Robert]

Karl, I think they do, but they are more discreet and mysterious about it :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyquake

[Karl]

I'm sure this will go a long way explaining why women live longer than men. After all, this is vitality going out of the man's body and absorbed by women. Women, as far as science has been able to determine, do not allow their vitality to evacuate in the same manner.

[Abby Normal]

I caught wind of this important new research. It's always good to know that our research dollars are being put to such good and important use.

Hey! There might even be a connection with climate change!

HAHAHAHAHA!

maybe that's whats causing global warming! LOL

[ChrisGeorge]

"New Research Indicates Wives Benefit Health Wise from Farting Husbands"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/family-relationships/sorry-but-your-husband%e2%80%99s-most-disgusting-habit-is-helping-you-live-longer/ar-AAtc9Qc?li=BBnba9O

c.d.

I caught wind of this important new research. It's always good to know that our research dollars are being put to such good and important use.

Hey! There might even be a connection with climate change!

[Sam Flynn]

More farting news just in...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41950775

[Robert]

Gareth, you're just bitter because when you were singing some songs you asked for a flautist but got a flatulist.

[Sam Flynn]

VEGGIES

Why is it that vegetarian $hit smell so bad?
They told me that veggies were healthy,
They told me they'd make me grow big and strong -
Liars!
The only thing that's strong is the smell of vegetarian $hit;
The only thing that's big is the big deal they make about not eating good, honest, stinkless meat.
My dad leaves an awful smell on the bog,
But only since he's been taking extra roughage for his piles
And, in case you're thinking that it's age and arse-size that are the important factors, think again.
My sister's a complete rabbit-food freak and her $hit stinks to high heaven;
She's half the age of my dad, and doubtless her arse is proportionately smaller.
As for my mother... I frequently smother after she's been on her porcelain soap box
Singing away and singeing the paintwork with her acidic, cabbage-and-onion farts.
I just went into a toilet after a certain vegetable muncher had been on the pan and the stench was vile.
Some people have no idea of decency whatsoever.


(Sam Flynn, aged 18 and three-quarters)

[Robert]

This explains why Rover always suffocated people, given what he was filled with.

[caz]

I should live to be a hundred then, judging by this new research.

Wonder if it works the other way round. My farts can be just as potent as his.

This might be a good time to re-introduce sprouts to our diets. They'll be going on to boil this weekend in time for a merry smelly Christmas and a farty New Year.

Love,

Caz
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[Robert]

It's Windh's ART corner - no 'f.'

[Herlock Sholmes]

I’d have expected a comment from Windh.

[Robert]

Of course, if the story is true then smart entrepreneurs won't leave it to the random farts of menfolk. They will manufacture and bottle it.

Fancy some Eau de GUT, Pat?

[Robert]

Only one response? I can't believe it.

I'm afraid the thread has backfired on you.

[Pcdunn]

Yeah, folks, this thread is a real gas!

Ignore that smell, it's just the cheese being cut.

Come on in and toot your horn!

[c.d.]

Only one response? I can't believe it. Where are all the resident smart asses? I mean c'mon folks this should be a gold mine for you all.

c.d.