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  • #1

    How do you think the media would report it today

    The ripper killings...?
    It seems at the time that certain papers maybe went for the sensational and speculative..
    but how do you think the Media would report it if it happened today..?
    I don't simply mean like a "FOX news" sayin' "White Anglo saxon woman murdered by obvious immigrant" sorta thing, but a mainstream following of the "Autumn of Terror"..
    Answers would be preferred in a sort of chronological build up from the first killing..but I would be interested in whatever folk thought...
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    BREAKING NEWS

    WOMAN FOUND MURDERED IN EAST LONDON

    A woman has been found murdered in east London.

    A police spokesman said : "At a certain hour this morning we were called to a certain road in a certain part of east London. Our enquiries are continuing."

    Twitter was quick off the mark :

    Unidentified victim @ Unidentified victim
    I have just been murdered.

    Cuddles & Hugs @ Cuddles & Hugs
    Really, really sorry u r dead where shall I leave flowers?

    More news as we get it.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Robert View Post
      BREAKING NEWS

      WOMAN FOUND MURDERED IN EAST LONDON

      A woman has been found murdered in east London.

      A police spokesman said : "At a certain hour this morning we were called to a certain road in a certain part of east London. Our enquiries are continuing."

      Twitter was quick off the mark :

      Unidentified victim @ Unidentified victim
      I have just been murdered.

      Cuddles & Hugs @ Cuddles & Hugs
      Really, really sorry u r dead where shall I leave flowers?

      More news as we get it.
      Sky News....
      Woman found dead in East London leads to speculation that Wenger is staying at Arsenal..................

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      • #4
        DAILY EXPRESS

        Woman found dead in east London.

        Police will be anxious to move the body before torrential rain hits the area later today, followed by the coldest winter on record, with the possibility of life-threatening conditions.

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        • #5
          The Mail would comment on how these events are bound to happen when you allow the lower orders to go out after dark and have access to alcohol.

          The Sun would be more interested in the human side. Like the size of Mary Ann Nichols breasts.

          And the tv stations would make their coverage as repetitive as possible by showing the same scenes and interviews over and over and over again. Especially the interview where the reporter asks a victims relation : "how did you feel when you learned that your sister had been torn to shreds on the street?"

          Herlock Sholmes
          JTR Casebook
          News at Ten

          Back to the studio.
          Regards

          Sir Herlock Sholmes.

          “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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          • #6
            THE GUARDIAN

            A woman has been found murdered in east London.

            Diane Abbott has slammed the Tories : "Just one murdered woman is two women too many. When elected we will boost the police and make the force more diverse by recruiting more women officers, especially dead ones."

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            • #7
              The Grauniad

              CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS

              Early editions yesterday reported that "a woman had been found horribly muddled in Whitechapel". They should have read that "a woman had been found horribly murdered in Whitstable".


              (For those who don't know, the Guardian used to be notorious for its misprints.)
              Kind regards, Sam Flynn

              "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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              • #8
                It would be on Crimewatch UK of course, complete with crime scene reconstructions.

                The Ripper would be caught - and no one would have heard of him. Then he'd be locked up and we'd all contribute taxes to keep him till he expired. Maybe he'd go on hunger strike.

                Don't have nightmares - do sleep well.

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                • #9
                  A few years down the line there would be a police drama based on the murders. The Inspector would get a phone call and race to the crime scene, only to find that forensics had already done a full examination and the Sgt had interviewed all the witnesses. The Inspector would then set to work to solve the mystery of why he's always the last to find out.

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                  • #10
                    BUFFALO NEWS:

                    BILLS HIRE NEW GM....DETAILS ON PAGE 1-6

                    pg. 7 Another streetwalker found slain...what this means for Bills season ticket sales...

                    Sad but true....oh Buffalo...I love so many things about you, but our "media" is not one of them

                    Steadmund Brand
                    "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                    • #11
                      Following the most recent murders, an apparently racist message was found chalked on a wall in Goulston St. It read : 'The ***** are not the men that will be blamed for nothing.' Anyone recognizing the unusual spelling ***** of the word **** is asked to contact the police immediately.

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                      • #12
                        The Daily Mail : its all Clement Attlee's fault!!!!

                        The Guardian : these crimes have absolutely nothing to do with Islam!

                        The Sport : these poor women were the victims of a vicious, giant pink hedgehog called Gerald!

                        HS
                        Regards

                        Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                        “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                        • #13
                          LAW SOCIETY GAZETTE

                          Woman dies after being in collision with knife.

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                          • #14
                            PRESS & PRESSMEN

                            "Red-letter day for enterprising journalist"
                            Kind regards, Sam Flynn

                            "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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                            • #15
                              CNN: Woman Hacked to death! Police search area for Russian man from Poland.

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