Speaking of Lenny Bruce made me remember a scene from his autobiography "How to Talk Dirty and Influence People" (which is hilarious). It is the court transcript from when he was arrested for saying a particularly offensive word in his nightclub act. It reads something like this:
Judge: He said *****?
Prosecuting Attorney: Yes, your Honor he said *****
Judge: You can't say ***** in public.
Prosecuting Attorney: Well, your honor, he said *****
Judge: and people heard him say *****?
Prosecuting attorney: yes, your honor they did hear him say *****
Judge: Well it is against the law to say *****
....and so on. Very funny. Poor Lenny. He just kept saying it and they just kept arresting him till he couldn't work any more.
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Judge: He said *****?
Prosecuting Attorney: Yes, your Honor he said *****
Judge: You can't say ***** in public.
Prosecuting Attorney: Well, your honor, he said *****
Judge: and people heard him say *****?
Prosecuting attorney: yes, your honor they did hear him say *****
Judge: Well it is against the law to say *****
....and so on. Very funny. Poor Lenny. He just kept saying it and they just kept arresting him till he couldn't work any more.
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