How Long Will You Live? Simple Sitting Test Predicts Longevity

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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6578

    #1

    How Long Will You Live? Simple Sitting Test Predicts Longevity



    c.d.
  • Robert
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 5163

    #2
    Bugger! I died six years ago.

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    • c.d.
      Commissioner
      • Feb 2008
      • 6578

      #3
      I'm still on the damn floor.

      c.d.

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6578

        #4
        Why couldn't they come up with the reach for a beer test?

        c.d.

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        • GUT
          Commissioner
          • Jan 2014
          • 7841

          #5
          Well like most of these things not real accurate.
          G U T

          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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          • louisa
            Sergeant
            • Jul 2011
            • 987

            #6
            How can somebody sit down on the floor without touching it with their hands?
            This is simply my opinion

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            • Pcdunn
              Superintendent
              • Dec 2014
              • 2324

              #7
              I can get up from a chair alright, but to judge from how long it takes me to rise off the yoga mat at the end of class, I'll likely be in the negative-numbers range! Lol...
              Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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              • Ginger
                Sergeant
                • Jan 2012
                • 780

                #8
                Originally posted by louisa View Post
                How can somebody sit down on the floor without touching it with their hands?
                The way it works for me is to start with my hands on my hips, with my feet in the open forth position as in ballet. I can slowly flex my knees, raising my arms in front of me for counterweights, and do a sort of controlled slow fall onto my butt, keeping my weight slightly forward, which actually looks more graceful than it sounds.



                To get back up, I rock slightly backwards, throw my arms forward to shift my weight, and then just push down against the floor with my legs. The outsides of my feet are bearing most of the weight until I'm almost standing straight, when I can swivel and lift my ankles so I'm standing almost on my toes. This looks rather less graceful than the sitting down part.

                Edit: And I fully expect to die sooner rather than later, so I think this test is BS. What it seems to me to be measuring is the strength of your legs, the strength of your core, and your sense of balance.
                Last edited by Ginger; 09-17-2016, 08:52 PM.
                - Ginger

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                • louisa
                  Sergeant
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 987

                  #9
                  Ginger - I'm greatly impressed with your abilities. You're obviously not a old crock with arthritis.


                  But are we to believe that the length of time we have left to live depends on how much strength we have in our legs?
                  This is simply my opinion

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                  • PC Fitzroy-Toye
                    Constable
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 82

                    #10
                    Its utter horse shlong, As a light smoker, my doc still points to the horrors of smoking every time I see him, but by that study I'm a kung-fu master that will live well into my hundreds

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                    • Ginger
                      Sergeant
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 780

                      #11
                      Originally posted by louisa View Post
                      Ginger - I'm greatly impressed with your abilities. You're obviously not a old crock with arthritis.
                      Actually, I am an old plug with arthritis, heading for the knacker's yard. I am just very stubborn.


                      Originally posted by louisa View Post
                      But are we to believe that the length of time we have left to live depends on how much strength we have in our legs?
                      I suppose a generous interpretation might be that strong legs allow you to outrun the Reaper. I can't see any other way this is measuring life expectancy.
                      - Ginger

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                      • Robert
                        Commissioner
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 5163

                        #12
                        I think the idea is that if you sit down, and if, say, eight years later you haven't got up, then you're probably dead.

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                        • GUT
                          Commissioner
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 7841

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ginger View Post
                          The way it works for me is to start with my hands on my hips, with my feet in the open forth position as in ballet. I can slowly flex my knees, raising my arms in front of me for counterweights, and do a sort of controlled slow fall onto my butt, keeping my weight slightly forward, which actually looks more graceful than it sounds.



                          To get back up, I rock slightly backwards, throw my arms forward to shift my weight, and then just push down against the floor with my legs. The outsides of my feet are bearing most of the weight until I'm almost standing straight, when I can swivel and lift my ankles so I'm standing almost on my toes. This looks rather less graceful than the sitting down part.

                          Edit: And I fully expect to die sooner rather than later, so I think this test is BS. What it seems to me to be measuring is the strength of your legs, the strength of your core, and your sense of balance.
                          A dancer?????
                          G U T

                          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                          • Ginger
                            Sergeant
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 780

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Robert View Post
                            I think the idea is that if you sit down, and if, say, eight years later you haven't got up, then you're probably dead.
                            - Ginger

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                            • Ginger
                              Sergeant
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 780

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GUT View Post
                              A dancer?????
                              Only as a hobby, and even then never very good at it.
                              - Ginger

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