Troll-related doggerel

[curious4]

Have you read Pierrot's latest thread?
Persiflage and tales that are tall.
Remember this while banging your head:
Whatever he knows, we taught him it all.

C4

[Mayerling]

"Yesterday, I do declare,
There was a staircase!!", said Pierre.
"We see no stair, nor passageway!"
"We really wish you'd go away!"

[Elamarna]

Another day, another thread,
continue on til site is dead.
Disrespect all around,
pointless noises do abound.
Metaphors it is said,
will lead to The Yards Head.

[Rosemary]

Yay

Deadly doggerel

[Rosemary]

Shinsadame of the Puppet Master

The pen writes so often
Saying much but revealing naught of import
Damn I dursnt write tipsy

Sorry messed up syllabic number.

[Pcdunn]

Sorry messed up syllabic number.

When the poem fails,
Despair not, fair poetess,
You must try again.

[Robert]

I see a sketch of Kelly's chair
And all I think of is Pierre
And henceforth Joe will recognize
Poor Mary by her Pierre and eyes
I'd rather fathom nuclear fission
Than Mary Kelly's damned partition
And what I knew is now quite faded
Since Kelly's door was barricaded
But 'tis a trifle, truth to tell
Our French friend cometh not from hell
And what is life if, full of care
We can no longer stand Pierre?

[Mayerling]

The pen writes so often
Saying much but revealing naught of import
Damn I dursnt write tipsy

Sorry messed up syllabic number.

True, Rosemary, but it was a lovely attempt at Haiku.

Jeff

[curious4]

Brilliant ! All of them!

[GUT]

Yesterday
Al my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though
Pierre's here to stay.

[GUT]

Or

Pierre was quzzical
Studied metaphorical
rubbish he invented

[Robert]

'Pierre' rhymes with 'hier.'

[Rosemary]

Less shinsadame

Let him pull the strings
Mine are cut strands tenuous sunlilight vapor
Gone

[GUT]

'Pierre' rhymes with 'hier.'

Or even air

[GUT]

Help me if you can I'm feeling down
Pierre keeps posting like a clown



(anyone spot a link in mine?)