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  • #16
    We read him here, we read him there
    We read Pierre, and fill with despair,
    We wish him away, we wish him in ....well
    Annoying Jack somewhere in hell!

    Jeff

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    • #17
      I would like a doggie-roll without so much dog in it please.

      Mike
      huh?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by The Good Michael View Post
        I would like a doggie-roll without so much dog in it please.

        Mike
        Well just hang around some Pierre threads and you'll be seen right.
        G U T

        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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        • #19
          Dog matters

          " I denies the allegation, and I denies the alligator too."
          I'm sure my dogs can post well. They just don't tolerate fools & baggage, being hounds, as they are.
          From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
          "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
            " I denies the allegation, and I denies the alligator too."
            I'm sure my dogs can post well. They just don't tolerate fools & baggage, being hounds, as they are.
            Yes, but do they interact well with their Pierres?

            C4

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
              " I denies the allegation, and I denies the alligator too."
              I'm sure my dogs can post well. They just don't tolerate fools & baggage, being hounds, as they are.
              Originally posted by curious4 View Post
              Yes, but do they interact well with their Pierres?

              C4
              Clearly not, they don't tolerate fools and baggage.
              G U T

              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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              • #22
                Who dat

                We has no Pierre(s) in the Fakitoukie Swamp. It's Zen JTR my hounds would have a problem with. Koan...no nothing, baggage just as transcendent.
                From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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                • #23
                  Sonoma State University
                  A koan (Japanese pronunciation) comes from the Chinese word gongan meaning "a pubic case."
                  (Merriam Webster)

                  Yes, now I see how a koan is relevant to the Whitechapel murders.

                  Best wishes
                  C4

                  (NB Always engage the services of a reliable proof-reader.)
                  Last edited by curious4; 01-07-2016, 09:13 AM.

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                  • #24
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QanC47gRBaE

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                    • #25
                      With apologies to Berthold Brecht:

                      "Oh Pierre bites, with his teeth dear,
                      They are hardly, pearly white.
                      They are broken, and worn down dear,
                      and his wit - it's not of sight!"

                      Regards,

                      Jeff

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                      • #26
                        Blame

                        Originally posted by curious4 View Post
                        Sonoma State University
                        A koan (Japanese pronunciation) comes from the Chinese word gongan meaning "a pubic case."
                        (Merriam Webster)

                        Yes, now I see how a koan is relevant to the Whitechapel murders.

                        Best wishes
                        C4

                        (NB Always engage the services of a reliable proof-reader.)
                        Hmm, that was only after two glasses, darlin' what was I thinking???
                        From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                        "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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                        • #27
                          Pierre and the Casebook went to see
                          If they could solve the crimes.
                          They wrote some books and made some money
                          In five pound notes and dimes.
                          Pierre looked up to the stars above
                          And sang to a small cadet:
                          "I know who dunnit, I know who dunnit,
                          I just can't tell you yet!"

                          C4
                          Last edited by curious4; 01-08-2016, 02:31 AM.

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                          • #28
                            to the music of "rippers gonna get you" from jack the ripper the musical:

                            There you are a minding your own business when out from behind you comes the big old troll.
                            facts none, job done, silly lill' song sung.
                            fakers gonna get you if you don' watch out.

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                            • #29
                              Good stuff, Curious and Elemarna!

                              (with apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary): "PIERRE THE MAGIC POSTER"

                              Pierre the magic poster
                              lived in Cyber-space,
                              and frolicked in Victorian fog,
                              on a site called Casebook.

                              Many posters loved that rascal Pierre,
                              they brought him clues and clippings,
                              plans and other fancy things.
                              Together they would sail from thread to thread,
                              and when debunkers called,
                              Pierre roared out his mighty song-- "I know the Name, I do,
                              but I cannot tell it yet!"

                              Then one gray day it happened,
                              the posters came no more,
                              Pierre, that mighty Poster,
                              ceased his metaphorical roar.
                              His head was high, for he said,
                              "I cannot be provoked!"
                              Last edited by Pcdunn; 01-08-2016, 08:57 AM. Reason: posted too soon
                              Pat D.
                              ---------------
                              Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
                              ---------------

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
                                Good stuff, Curious and Elemarna!

                                (with apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary): "PIERRE THE MAGIC POSTER"

                                Pierre the magic poster
                                lived in Cyber-space,
                                and frolicked in Victorian fog,
                                on a site called Casebook.

                                Many posters loved that rascal Pierre,
                                they brought him clues and clippings,
                                plans and other fancy things.
                                Together they would sail from thread to thread,
                                and when debunkers called,
                                Pierre roared out his mighty song-- "I know the Name, I do,
                                but I cannot tell it yet!"

                                Then one gray day it happened,
                                the posters came no more,
                                Pierre, that mighty Poster,
                                ceased his metaphorical roar.
                                His head was high, for he said,
                                "I cannot be provoked!"
                                Love it :-)! And all the others. And thanks - this is becoming addictive!

                                Cheers
                                C4

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