Reviewing the situation

[andy1867]

I am reviewing the situation, I thought Prince Eddie was the culprit at thought first
Its so enduring, in mitigation, I read daft books, and Watt an' Barlow do their worst,
Then its underlined bold, once again, as I sit watching Michael Caine,
reiterate the old refrain its someone who is going to reign..
I think I better think it out again.

I am reviewing the situation,Its said the culprit might be some sort of artiste,
but have a fear of litigation, So I'll keep me U.S carping to the least,
I don't believe it..not one bit, in fact I'm rather Sicker..t of it,
Case closed, its said, thats hardly fit, so on the fence I coyly sit
I think I better think it out again.

I am reviewing the situation, head full of Astrakan, peak hats and much beside,
I'm to and fro ing, with trepidation, the minutes ticked between Miz Eddowes an' Liz Stride,
Some they say, 10 minutes time is fair, between our Liz an' Mitre square, and time spent while he tarried there, disturbed or mayhap doesn't care,
I think I better think it out again

Ive stopped reviewing the situation, I find my head is full of maybes an' what Ifs,
Me Ghoulstone streets an' the occupations, of the suspects, leave me numb as through I sift,
So finally I must declare, I Do not know I wasn't there, wake me up when he's laid bare...
I find that I don't really care
No way i'm gonna think it out again

[Mayerling]

I really do need help
I really can use help!!
The bastard's in that gloom, and I'm entombed in my room!!
Whatever shall I do?
Go to the police? Or even sue?
And if I sued? Who ever who?
I really do need help!!!

If only some kind soul would appear -
Perhaps Sickert, or Vincent (with or without his ear!!!!)?

But there is no such luck.
I have no bob, mark, franc, or buck!
I'll have to get some John from that deadly muck!!
Before I can get help!!!

[Robert]

Something I posted on AP's poetry thread :

JACK : I was on time.
RIPPEROLOGIST : No, you were late.
JACK : I slaughtered nine.
RIPPEROLOGIST : You slaughtered eight.
JACK : Ah yes, I remember it well.

JACK : I was quite short.
RIPPEROLOGIST : You were quite tall.
JACK : I planned and thought.
RIPPEROLOGIST : You were a fool!
JACK : Ah yes, I remember it well.

JACK : I had a doctor's skill,
I scrawled a note in chalk,
I simply had to kill -
RIPPEROLOGIST : What nonsense you do talk!

JACK : It was so sad,
Such things to do,
I feel so bad -
RIPPEROLOGIST : It wasn't YOU!
JACK : Ah yes....I remember it well.