The Ripper Nursery Rhyme

[Grimmspendulum]

Call it "Nursery Rhymes for Bad Boys and Girls - Guaranteed to give them Nightmares".

The cover can show a goose dressed in women's clothing that has been cooked.

I like your style!

[Bridewell]

Yet you're on a web sight devoted to the information about a "man who killed and mutilated East End prostitutes", and browsing through the creative writing section no less. So you'll read it just not pay for it. Makes sense...

I've nothing to add. This is my last post on this thread.

[andy1867]

Mary (jane Kelly) had a little lamb
she beat it nearly senseless
the Lamb would have pressed charges
but can't find her in the census

[TomTomKent]

Come see the city
Come see the dead
One with no pity
Sees you in your bed.

[Errata]

Yet you're on a web sight devoted to the information about a "man who killed and mutilated East End prostitutes", and browsing through the creative writing section no less. So you'll read it just not pay for it. Makes sense...

I think the objection was related to taste, not to subject matter. I on the other often find release from discomfort by asking myself "What is THE worst possible thing I could say at this moment?" So there is a level of disrespect I am totally comfortable with.

[Robert]

As I was coming up the stair
I met a girl who wasn't there
She wasn't there again today
I think her name is Fairy Fay

[Cogidubnus]

Mary (jane Kelly) had a little lamb
she beat it nearly senseless
the Lamb would have pressed charges
but can't find her in the census
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As I was coming up the stair
I met a girl who wasn't there
She wasn't there again today
I think her name is Fairy Fay

Andy, Robert

You both raised a smile from me...hard to pick between you

All the best

Dave

[Abby Normal]

Five Little Unfortunates

Five little unfortunates
Out looking for some more
See her jolly bonnet
And then there were four

Four little unfortunates
Ain't nothin for free
Will you asked the man
And then there were three

Three little unfortunates
Out to have some fun
Double event this time
And then there was one

One little unfortunate
A drunken song she sung
brought the wrong man home
And then Jack was done

[TomTomKent]

Five Little Unfortunates

Five little unfortunates
Out looking for some more
See her jolly bonnet
And then there were four

Four little unfortunates
Ain't nothin for free
Will you asked the man
And then there were three

Three little unfortunates
Out to have some fun
Double event this time
And then there was one

One little unfortunate
A drunken song she sung
brought the wrong man home
And then Jack was done

Five Little Unfortunates. The novel Agatha Christie should have written...

[K-453]

Cadosch, not feeling too easy,
farts when he walks to the W. C.
In the neighbouring yard,
between blood and innards,
Jack thinks, Oh, people disgust me.