end of credibility

[lynn cates]

Hello. I recognize that posting on this thread marks an end to my credibility. (If I ever had any--a dubious supposition!) But, devil take it, I must have a go!

There was a young lady named Polly
Who wore a new bonnet what's jolly.
But when Jack had a look,
A right fancy he took,
Pulled it off her on Buck's Row, by golly!

LC

[lynn cates]

yet again

Hello. May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

There was a young lady named Annie.
Whose penchant for drink was uncanny.
She tried turning a trick,
but the taker, I think,
much preferred innards to fanny.

LC

[lynn cates]

here comes another one

Hello. Forgive me, for I know not what I do.

There was a young lady named Liz,
Who in calling out tricks was a whiz.
When a fight started outside,
She took it in Stride.
And Schwartz said 'twas none of his biz.

LC

[Sam Flynn]

May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Not where I come from

[lynn cates]

medicine needed

Hello. I need to take my medicine.

There was a young lady named Kate,
Who went hopping around with her mate.
For just one more buck,
Jack's offer she took,
and now she's referred to as late.

LC

[lynn cates]

confession

Hello. Rev. Spallek, will you hear ANYONE'S confession?

There was a young lady named Mary.
One night Jack was in no hurry.
Hutch wanted a bride,
but when he saw them inside--
I'd conclude, but the thought is too scary.

LC

[kensei]

You're the master Lynn, but you've inspired me:

There was a young lady named Alice
Who set out without any malice
She ran into Jack
My god- he was back!
And what happened still truly chills us

There was a young lady named Frances
Who was much too drunk for the dances
She thought Jack was gone
But found she was wrong
And ended up fresh out of chances

[lynn cates]

hospitalization

Hello. Well done! Perhaps someday we shall occupy adjoining padded cells at the Aaron Kosminski Memorial psychiatric hospital. (snicker!)

LC